Tony’s Kansas City

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Is there enough room in this town for two party places?

March 17th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Uncategorized

This extended party weekend make it evident that there are too many entertainment districts in this town.
Prove me wrong . . . I went by Westport this afternoon and it’s pretty much empty, then again it’s not like the P&L District was teeming with people either . . . Maybe it’s a classic Kansas [...]

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St. Paddy’s Day Luck

March 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Somebody stole a pot o’gold (kinda) on the plaza: Police and FBI are investigating a bank heist Monday afternoon near the Country Club Plaza.

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KC Blogger “It Girl” Photos

March 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Local blogger Erin probably had a better time than you today . . . She’s also, better looking . . . Probably a better person . . . You better hide in a basement and avoid making direct eye contact with anyone.

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Condolences to friends of Dave Munday

March 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

I’m sad to learn that Kansas City radio host Dave Munday recently passed away . . . Local radio blogger Ken has a very kind and informative tribute on his blog.
Here’s a comment thread on the subject from KC Talk as well.

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Bad reviews for Kansas City

March 17th, 2008 · 8 Comments · blogger backtalk

Scooter has an informative post about Big 12 visitors and their perspective on Kansas City.
The two biggest complaints:
1. This town’s public transportation sucks.
2. There’s not much to do but drink and eat.
Overall, it’s a pretty great glance about how tourists see this city. However, Scooter makes some pretty optimistic generalizations about parking [...]

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Airick Leonard West is Kansas City’s Obama . . . Meaning that he’s not really qualified and the only reason he has so much support is because of tacit liberal bigotry!!!

March 17th, 2008 · 22 Comments · blogger backtalk

Here’s the sad truth: Whenever the Kansas City blogosphere unanimously supports a candidate, the rest of the electorate would do well to become just a little bit suspicious.
Unfortunately, TKC was the first media outlet to bring news about the canidacy of Airick Leonard West and now it seems that the bandwagon is about to [...]

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The Poor and Unfortunate: Kansas City pedestrians and gamblers have nothing but bad luck

March 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

Police say a semi crashed into a pedestrian around 11:20 p.m. in front of the Isle of Capri Casino on Front Street.
His odds aren’t good . . . God Forgive me.

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Kansas City Break Ups: Cruel and often violent

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

A 31-year-old woman claims her estranged boyfriend shot her in the leg inside a Lee’s Summit home Sunday evening.
Pay attention gentlemen, in a couple of weeks there just might be a woman with a limp stumbling around Westport who doesn’t have a lot of expectations for a dude to fulfill.
TKC Dating Pool Stars: Divorcées [...]

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It’s always nice to see The Star get slapped

March 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

More than any other major metropolitan newspaper, (all but two of) the opinion writers and columnists at the Kansas City Star are milquetoast, boring and mostly inconsequential.
Their lack of any insight into Kansas City is what keeps local bloggers garnering an increasing number of readers as time goes by . . . Really, reading [...]

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Blonde Bimbo Running for Governor Can’t Get Her Facts Right When It Comes to Brown People

March 17th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Like most anti-immigrant reactionaries, Missouri Treasurer Sarah Steelman doesn’t really know a lot about the subject of immigration especially when it comes to hard evidence (sessy).
The problem was that Steelman’s numbers were based on the misinterpretation of a nationwide study.

Steelman’s report overstated the estimate of illegal workers in Missouri by 5,800 to 10,800 workers. It [...]

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Local blogger talks with sports d-bags

March 17th, 2008 · 4 Comments · blogger backtalk

Ramsey vlogged the Big 12 at the Live Block.
It’s a nice look at white people in their natural habitat: Ignoring the ongoing two front war, crime in Kansas City, a global economic meltdown and the obvious racism inherent in college basketball.
Still not much mention from many people about the lack of the anchor [...]

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TKC Morning Link Dump: Let’s focus all our attention on keeping white women happy and safe!!!

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · link dump

Here are few of the links I’m reading this morning in lieu of working on becoming a better person:

BONE CHILLING TESTIMONY FROM KID ABOUT A KANSAS CITY SHOOTING THAT WOULD BE FRONT PAGE NEWS IF THE PEOPLE INVOLVED WERE WHITE!!!
The Golden Ghetto keeps getting rougher: Lenexa apartment stabbing doesn’t really seem out of place.
Kansas [...]

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Kansas City Catholics avoid talking about consent when it comes to Union Station Cadaver Carnival!!!

March 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Town Topics

A group of local Catholics took to the street in order to protest the Bodies Revealed exhibit over the weekend.
I admire their stand, their conviction and their willingness to leave the house but when it comes down to it they screwed up this opportunity.
Their problem with the creep show was based on some [...]

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“You white people are merciless”

March 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Uncategorized

The conversation featured in this AMAZING VIDEO doesn’t take place in Kansas City . . . But it could.
On the surface it’s just a clip of some Black dudes making a white woman cry . . . But I think it’s even deeper than that . . . I don’t know exactly what it [...]

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In the aftermath of Big 12 Propaganda

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

Here’s something to remember my fellow media watchers . . .
Whenever there is an enthusiastic quote from a politician . . . You’re watching/reading or listening to propaganda.
Whenever economic figures are are touted without any real data regarding their impact . . . It’s propaganda.
I’m paraphrasing here but there’s this great old journalism quote [...]

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Blogger Backtalk: Remembering Red Type

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

I want to link all the local bloggers I’m reading today . . . But then I also want to remember:
THAT THIS BLOG IS ALL ABOUT TKC USING RED TYPE WHEN I’M TRYING TO MAKE AN IMPORTANT POINT . . . LIKE KC BLOGGERS RULE!!!
Yeah.
Anyhoo . . . Here are a bunch of Irish related [...]

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Is there any better day to read Irish KC?

March 17th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

I think not!!!
Check out all of the info related to all things Irish in Kansas City from a dude blogging this town from across the pond . . . Impressive.
Note: TKC only likes him because I think he was deported and that gives us a common thread. (Not really . . . I think)
Also, [...]

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Feed Me Seymour

March 17th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Site Update

I know, I know, site news is getting boring but for those of you using bloglines or google reader to check out this site . . . Sign up for the new feeds IN ONE CLICK right here:

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One more drunken Kansas City day

March 17th, 2008 · No Comments · Uncategorized

These posts to start off the week are always the hardest.
So, I guess I’ll begin by noting that the U.S. economy is still in the tank despite all of the local celebrating.
Even worse, the local PD is out in full force to pick up local drunks. It means revenue for legal and insurance companies [...]

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