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The TKC Saturday Night Podcast: Gearing up for a drunken St. Paddy’s Day

March 15th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Uncategorized

The Irish don’t really celebrate St. Paddy’s Day.
It’s yet another American Drinking fest like Cinco De Mayo or X-mas.
Still, TKC likes all things Irish . . . Like Irish KC and the McFlurry.
Also, it’s nice to see that Kansas City is already a drunken mess and police are doing their best to crack down […]

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Kansas City can’t face reality: The Bear Stearns bailout is far more important than the Big 12!!!

March 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

While Kansas City is stupidly celebrating a few drunks watching basketball games . . . The U.S. Economy is in severe financial peril.
On Friday, stocks were sent tumbling and the overall stability of banking in the United States was put in major jeopardy with a bailout of Bear Sterns.
Meanwhile, all Kansas City can […]

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Serial Dog Sodomy in Kansas!!!

March 15th, 2008 · 4 Comments · Uncategorized

Maybe the Midwest is a bit more lonely than I’ve ever realized . . . Or maybe I’ve just never paid attention to how much people REALLY LOVE THEIR DOGS.
Sadly, a Kansas dude really screwed the pooch when he abused man’s best friend repeatedly:
HUTCHINSON, Kan. (AP) - A Pretty Prairie man is convicted for […]

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Edwin Hall is innocent!!!

March 15th, 2008 · 8 Comments · Uncategorized

That is . . . the dude is innocent until proven guilty.
However, nothing is certain when Phill Kline is involved . . . He’s already mishandling evidence according to a JoCo judge.
Prosecutors in the case of a suburban Kansas City man charged with kidnapping and slaying an 18-year-old woman were criticized Friday for their […]

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Kansas City institutions slug it out over cash during hard times: KCPD vs. City Hall

March 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

Hard financial times and bad budget news affect everybody . . . Just like the rest of the broke-ass citizenry (and the world), the KCPD and City Hall are in a fight over resources.
Kansas City police board members are considering hiring a special counsel to investigate the city’s use of sales tax money intended for […]

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Kansas City School District Demise Continues . . .

March 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

Now with video evidence . . .
The KC School District is continues their downward spiral . . .
These local bloggers have a great take on the latest disappointment and proof that nothing is changing when it comes to Kansas City School . . . Scratch that, things are changing . . . They’re getting […]

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The Official Reverend of TKC

March 15th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

So much has been made of the controversy over Obama’s preacher.
Frankly, I don’t see the big deal . . . I’ve never paid attention to anything a priest has said in my presence other than strange inquiries as to whether or not I’d ever been to a Turkish prison.
But it’s important to have […]

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Justus for skanks!!!

March 15th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

Through her blog, State Senator Jolie Justus reveals her efforts to protect all of the skanky youngsters that have been in the news so much lately.
She has an HPV bill that’s pending.
I’m just glad that she gives a damn about this issue since men are carriers of the disease but don’t suffer any […]

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Kansas City Blogger Brings Coverage

March 15th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Big up to Just Cara who is making her presence felt in the mainstream media.
Recently, she was THE FIRST MEDIA OUTLET IN KANSAS CITY TO PUBLISH NEWS ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY PROTESTS and blog her participation in the nationwide movement against the “church” and now the local mainstream press is picking it up. Here’s the story […]

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Lazy Tony

March 15th, 2008 · 7 Comments · Uncategorized

This new blog design doesn’t mean fewer posts or more consideration for white dudes who can’t dance . . . Actually, I had some real world work that needed to get done today (napping, Xbox).
Also . . . Since the local news is obsessed with reporting phony propaganda dedicated to the Electric Avenue, I didn’t […]

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