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Bullard Boasts Bogus Booster!!!

March 14th, 2008 · 24 Comments · Jackson County Sheriff's race

The Jackson County Sheriff’s Race already seems exceptionally embarrassing.

So far, there was the laughable mad dash to get on the ballot first which not only underestimated voters but also didn’t say much for the belief in the merits of the candidates.
Let’s not forget some Internet d-bag keeps bringing up a dead dog issue that’s […]

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Luxurious Kansas City Links

March 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments · link dump

Meh, I’m still not feeling this Wordpress switch but things are slowly progressing . . . Fave links should be up sometime during the weekend, depending on whether or not I can get my customary 12 hours of daily rest.

Deterrence works!!! Your weekly pot bust . . . This time in the Northland.

Is […]

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Kansas City Loves Mexicans

March 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Uncategorized

The U.S. Census Bureau’s Kansas City Regional Census Center is adding more employees for the 2010 Census . . . You know, the one where they’ll note the dramatically increasing number of Latinos despite the most stringent and mean spirited anti-immigration efforts.
In the 2000 Census Missouri’s Latino population grew by over 90% and I’m […]

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TKC Caption Contest: Top O’ The Mornin’

March 14th, 2008 · 32 Comments · Uncategorized

While I’m re-learning how to work this Wordpress site . . . I have a project for the AWESOME readers of this blog.
Take a look at this Irish-y photo of Mayor Funky from last year and come up with an appropriate caption . . . The Contest runs from now until St. Paddy’s Day. […]

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Early Morning Star Gazing

March 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Still haven’t got my bearings yet with this blog . . . Here are the Star stories (and propaganda) I’m reading right now:

Charity makes me feel better about the lack of social justice . . . Residents get together to build a wheelchair ramp. Sadly, it doesn’t lead to KC’s “community” radio station.
Local lady […]

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Blogger Backtalk: I missed you bitches

March 14th, 2008 · 1 Comment · Uncategorized

Here’s some of the best local blog stuff I read over the past two days . . .

A bit of criticism of clueless Downtown Interlopers, not from JoCo for a change.
A local weekend list of events for those of us that aren’t broke.
Looks like I didn’t miss much . . . White guys still […]

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Charles Wheeler can’t be Stopped!!!

March 14th, 2008 · 5 Comments · Uncategorized

Doc Wheeler is 82. Born in 1926 . . . He’s one of TKC’s heroes if only because when my Grandpa was the same age, we took the channel changer away from him . . . But then again, he as an illegal alien. Still, the latest stunt of the beloved KC politico is impressive. […]

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TASTY TKC KETCHUP

March 14th, 2008 · 2 Comments · Uncategorized

I’m tired and unsure of myself . . . I don’t know if I can go on . . . I’m so scared of everything new!!! This site is going to (still) suck.
Here are some links:

Mayor Funky backs down when it comes to cutting Kauffman Stadium Funding.
CAUTHEN WINS (AGAIN)!!!
The PLOG went posty crazy in […]

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“You can stuff your sorries in a sack”

March 14th, 2008 · 3 Comments · Site Update

I’m still working on this Wordpress thing after giving up on it for awhile again last night. The (un)sad part of it is that there’s really no turning back . . .
There’s a lot of work to do around this dump and A VERY SPECIAL THANKS to a few of you who have offered […]

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