And this is the perfect lead up to the Kansas City weekend . . .
KMBC: A man and his dog were attacked Friday morning by a naked man in the parking lot of a south Kansas City hotel.
Again, suspects in the reports are innocent until proven guilty but it was kinda stuffy this morning . . .
Rejected TKC headlines . . .
Dangerous KC Stranger In The Buff . . .
Doggie Hurt In South KC Sausage Fest . . .
South KC Morning Would Be Better Without Violence . . .
Fighting Mad South Kansas City Dude Besieges Man And Best Friend . . .
Rather than be a bummer and point out that this attack might confirm a lot of smarter people when they link the suspected connection to the drug trade and increasing local violence . . . I'll simply acknowledge that your headlines are better and funnier than mine.
You decide . . .
Just the male version of free the nipples.
ReplyDeleteAll just a part of the exciting life to be enjoyed living in a dense and diverse urban environment.
ReplyDeleteDid he pause to discuss the latest disruption or TED talk?
No wonder those tens of millions are pouring into KCMO each year!
Nothing like this in Paris.
Bath Salts season again.
ReplyDeleteHe's HOT!
ReplyDeleteIf I can come up with the bail, it looks like I have a date for the weekend.
Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (SPCA)???
ReplyDeleteOR
Smoke PCP and Chase Animals
Police officers reported that the perpetrator's nude girlfriend would have joined in the attack also, but was stopped by Ban The Box!!!!!!
86th and Hillcrest isn't "urban" or dense, you fucking left-behinder. It's a shitty suburb like the inner Northland or northern Poverland Oark.
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, 10,000+ will be downtown tonight, spending money, meeting people, looking at shitty art, walking around, riding the streetcar and living, while you are hunched over your computer frantically cutting a pasting your same 3 anti-city rants over and over to a circle jerk of about 7 Angsty white rubes who tell you how special and correct you are.
You fucking whimpering little cunt.
David, David. You have to TAKE the medication for it to work, old sport.:)
DeleteMeanwhile, 400,000 Tourists and the whole Sioux Nation will be riding the streetcar tonight, consuming overpriced everything in a laughable, overhyped entertainment 'district'. No one is allowed to have any fun in the suburbs! It doesn't compute!!!
DeletePeople actually pay money to stay at this hotel? I thought it had been turned into a homeless shelter.
ReplyDeleteNigs will nig, bannister the land o the lost
ReplyDeleteGotta love wet.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he has a super nice physique. Call me...
ReplyDelete2:40 just might be Caption Guy.
ReplyDeleteEither way he's dishing out quality stuff here today.
2:43
ReplyDeleteYou are so full of shit. My mother-in-law has lived 2 blocks east of 99th and Hillcrest for 40 years. It is now, a shithole full of low life blacks who are stereotypical filth.
You are a lying cunt.
More proof niggers are feral animals who don't deserve the life given to them, let alone what whites give them.
ReplyDeleteLike we need any more proof. We don't. I'd have shot that ape on sight with no regrets.
Another black shermhead, as if they aren't violent enough.
ReplyDeleteDoggie Hurt In South KC Sausage Fest . . . FTW!
ReplyDeleteJust another fine upstanding Killa' City citizen eating, drinking, and seeking amusement apparently.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a victim of Malignant Corporatism
ReplyDeleteif 2:43 is any indication of the kind of fuck-faces that jack off ,nightly at the thought of that goddamn beer can on rails then i now know for damn sure that i want absolutly NOTHING to do with that piece of shit ,nor the fucks that ride it.
ReplyDeleteid punch a hole in your fuckin face , if you ever grew the balls to say something like that bullshit to my face....you never will ,coward--twat face
Still. Here to serve and protect. It's my uncle and im hundreds of miles away.
ReplyDeleteMy uncle was the victim. Let's have our thoughts but keep it clean. Thank you.
DeleteYour uncle should probably not frequent a hotel that is disguised as a crack house
Deletemud people are destroying this city.
ReplyDeleteSherm head needs to take it easy. That stuff will shrivel it. Weed is probably a better alternative.
ReplyDeleteBrought to you by the people that ruined Bannister Mall. Will make the Cerner parking lot their home shopping network.
ReplyDelete^^^ Ouch.
ReplyDeleteMore fucking NIGGERS!
ReplyDeleteNegros
ReplyDeleteAt least he wasn't wearing one of those stupid flat-brim baseball hats that all the urban yoots wear.
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