HELLO JOHNSON COUNTY METH HOTTIE!!!



Kansas City social media seems to agree that this poor lady is the hottest local gal busted for possession of meth.

K. is 4’10” and 95 lbs, with brown hair and brown eyes. She has tattoos on her feet, back and neck. She's wanted on a Johnson County probation violation warrant for possession of meth . . . And for stealing the heart of TKC.

Sure, this mugshot broadcast far and wide signals that most media folks are captivated that a lady this hot could fall so hard but here at TKC we offer our best wishes for this hottie white broad to turn her life around, clean up her act and accept our open invitation to sleep over in our (mom's) basement.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. With all of the STD shit that this skank probably has on board, you might think twice before offering your bed to her.

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  2. Hottie? You need to leave your basement more often.

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  3. She got them crystal meth eyes. How many teeth does she still have?

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  4. The less teeth, the more infected the better. I'm with Tony, I'll take this hottie under my wing and nurse her back to health.

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  5. Keep scraping the bottom of that barrel Tony. At some point the odds are that you will get laid.

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  6. That's what her stinky ass is for3/14/15, 9:19 AM

    The big ol gaping pussy won't even hold a tampon! It just falls out when she walks.

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  7. So, this is what you do to fill your time, Tony?

    Good luck with that.

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  8. All women are nuts.

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  9. I'm looking for girl-woman without tattoos. I may have to accept this life will be a lonely one for me.

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  10. I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits. But of course since she's a ice head i'd use a condom and take a shower after i kick her ass out.

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  11. How to train a meth head chick in five easy lessons.

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  12. Toni Bones still giving you the brushoff Tony?

    LOL

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  13. And to think she could have had an exciting career as a weather anchor.

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  14. Is it just me or does she look like she could be the sister of a certain Mayor Pro Mess Up

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  15. Much like Toni Bones this skank will never touch that little shriveled up pecker of yours either Tony.

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  16. Byron Funkhouser3/14/15, 11:14 AM

    Looks like C to me.

    Tony, find a princess who doesn't need rescuing.

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  17. I want to be your knight in shining armor. Coming to your emotional rescue.

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  18. There's one that's 5'1", 180lbs, tats on her chest, feet, and butt, wanted for possession of Krispy Kreme's.

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  19. A cute junkie...give her a year, and she'll be a meth-skanked-out.

    It goes without saying that she's used that ass to keep her meth habit going.

    Be my guest Tony, you can have her. And enjoy you Syphilis.

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  20. Miss Sweetie Pie3/14/15, 2:40 PM

    Mr. Tony!
    For crying out loud! Keep your ass away from that diseased method head.

    Her main f**k is probably still having prison sex in the state jail.

    She looks like a streetwalker on Independence Ave. You know, one of the tarts that Mike Sanders wants to give a ride on his light rail dream.

    She will email you. She's looking for $$$. Do not respond, even for a laugh!

    Bad enough that her city hall counterpart, Cindy Circo, sends you useless messages. You do not need another skank in your life.

    Thank you.


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  21. Miss Sweetie Pie3/14/15, 2:41 PM

    Meth head !! Damn autocorrect

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  22. Careful Tony, she's got the mind of a cocktail blender

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  23. Since she probably has a lawyer, hopefully some of you people making these awful comments will be asked to account for your statements. Remember innocent until proven guilty?

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  24. If she's wanted and a fugitive I think the innocent until proven guilty thing is pretty much kaput.

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  25. Dayum they need to install like buttons for these comments.

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  26. Looks like Tony's "Free Speech" zone is redirected it's posts to accommodate 14 year old pubescent boys, the new target audience.

    Disappointing.

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  27. Beat your meat on a toilet seat
    Do DA Do Da

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  28. You could fist fuck yourself 1031.

    Call it pervert, but don't be around kids, 1031.

    Your rape fantasies;keep to yourself and your mom, and your psychologist.

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