MUST SEE!!! STIFFED KANSAS CITY SERVER THREATENS TO TRACK DOWN HANDSOME PATRON WITH DNA LEFT BEHIND!!!
Here's a bit of Kansas City bar tab aftermath that's appropriate for Sunday.
To wit . . .
CHECK THIS CRAIGSLIST SCREED THAT SEEMS NICE ENOUGH UNTIL THE THREATS TO TRACK DOWN A BROKE-ASS PATRON USING THE DNA HE LEFT BEHIND!!!
Check the receipt:
Here's the most stunning part of the the frustrated Kansas City waiter rant:
"As the photo suggests, I technically have this gentleman's DNA. I saved the straw he was drinking from (for the water), but do not currently plan on testing it and cross-checking it with the national database; this despite me watching copious amounts of Cold Case Files and The First 48. But, be it so known, i do plan on keeping this evidence if this internet campaign doesn't work. And then--let's hope this doesn't happen--when testing falls below $36, I shall find you (good, handsome S/W/M) and make you buy me a beer."
And this reminds us we we should appreciate the people who serve Kansas City offer a bit of generosity even after the holiday season.
Developing . . .
WAITER GETS STIFFED.
ReplyDeleteWANTS TO GIVE THE STIFF ONE TO THE STIFFER.
NEWS AT 11.
The Polar Bear would like to buy a lap dance and a beer.
ReplyDeleteDNA testing welcome.
Is the young woman pictured behind the bar the wait staff in question?
ReplyDeleteIf so, I will turn myself in and take another man's punishment! She can use and abuse me as she wishes.
I have a stiff one for her if she is feeling that bad.
ReplyDeleteMOTORBOAT!
ReplyDelete.....did somebody say thief?
ReplyDeleteHow Sharpton gets paid to not cry ‘racism’ at corporations
http://nypost.com/2015/01/04/how-sharpton-gets-paid-to-not-cry-racism-at-corporations/
Put simply, Sharpton specializes in shakedowns,” said Ken Boehm, chairman of the National Legal & Policy Center, a Virginia-based watchdog group that has produced a book on Sharpton.
National database? As if.
ReplyDeleteI've got plenty of dna for her hurr hurr hurr
ReplyDeleteApparently, she is looking for an athletic 6'2" male that is polite.
ReplyDeleteAnd, what percentage of TKC readers will fit that profile?
I feel stiffed after the holidays.
ReplyDeleteFrom my experience niggera are the absolute worst customers. They are rude, demanding and picky and no matter what they tip crappily. When I worked at Denny's I had an experience where I was given one table that had a large nigger party. I was told by my boss that I couldn't have any other tables while these niggers were there. I was his best server and he wanted them to have the best service. I waited on them niggers for nearly an hour, giving them perfect service. I knew though I wouldn't get tipped very well if even at all. They left a couple nigger bucks. I was so pissed, I told my boss I would never serve another nigger and I never did. Anyone who has ever been a server knows that no one wants to wait on niggers, we'd all be better served if they were just restricted to their own nigger restaurants.
ReplyDeleteI'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits.
ReplyDeleteSo ya pour booze down this guy until he is shit faced and screws ya over.
ReplyDeleteWaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha! Good Move Dumb Ass!
Stupid bitch, what exactly is it that she wants? A tip or a date...
ReplyDeleteProbably both.
ReplyDeleteNational DNA database? Is she fucking nuts? Let's see how fast she gets thrown out of the FBI office when she asks them to compare her DNA evidence to their database. Lol
ReplyDeleteUh huh! Ya gotta believe he is shaking in his boots over that DNA bullshit that ain't never gonna happen.
ReplyDeleteJebuz that is not her picture. Talk about a weak gene pool.
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