Sunday and a great many local newsies are still
Accordingly . . .
WE WISH THE VERY BEST TO NEWLY MARRIED KANSAS CITY MEDIA LEADERS KRIS KETZ AND DANA WRIGHT!!!
Pix of morning TV newsman Kris Ketz and afternoon drive time talker Dana Wright are all over the social media and it's nice to see the mainstream media newsies drop their competitive streak amid November sweeps.
And so now it's official . . . Ketz & Wright are Kansas City's top ranking media power couple and we congratulate the deserving and very nice duo who bring the news and seem very happy while brazenly ignoring the sobering stats on second marriages.
I can't believe Dana, who definitely has a face for radio, wore white.
ReplyDeleteWonder if Parks gave her away?
ReplyDeleteHow can he stand that laugh...
ReplyDelete7:23, #1: he probably did the flowers. He always seems a little closet case to me.
ReplyDeleteTwo happy people.
ReplyDeletePaco posted because his troll traffic is way down.
Welp! That is it., Ketz is sure to get ran out on a rail at KMBC now.
ReplyDeleteMr. Tony,
ReplyDeleteI think weddings are nice. The whole married part is the stumbling block.
But huzzah! to the newly rewed!!
Glad they found each other.
How can these people be a "top media power couple" when a huge percentage of us never watch local TV news because it is so crappy? I've never heard of seen of either of these people. Somehow I don't feel poorly informed for that.
ReplyDeleteI think Dana is hot and more of a radio talent than any of her coworkers.
ReplyDeleteI wonder how long it will be till she drives him nuts-crazy?
ReplyDeleteWomen specialize in that.
Wonder how long before she is back sucking my dick. Ahhhh stories I could tell.
ReplyDeleteI truly thought he'd come to his senses before the wedding and back out. I like Ketz, how he can stand her I don't know
ReplyDeleteWe're here for you Ketz!
ReplyDelete"Til death do you part," ... or I can't take your bullshit anymore and I leave you for someone else. Hypocrits.
ReplyDeleteHey lil' sister, it is a nice day for a white wedding.
ReplyDeleteI suppose they got married in Kansans, but not in JoCo, until they get the gay thing figured out there, as well.
ReplyDeleteBut which one is the bride?
beat me to the punch. my guess is that they take turns.
ReplyDeleteDear God, please watch over your child, Kris. He's going to need all the help he can get.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone want to marry that hypocritical libtard?
ReplyDeleteBat shit crazy.
ReplyDeleteI'd eat my cum out of her asshole!!!
ReplyDeleteTales From The Ketz/Wright Honeymoon
ReplyDeleteIn true reality television fashion, the happy couple agreed to wear microphones during their honeymoon night. The following are excerpts:
(sounds of clothes being removed, kissing, caressing, talk of role playing)
Kris: OK, this time I'm Woodward and Bernstein, and you're my secret source Deep Throat!
Dana: I'm always Deep Throat!
........
Dana: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Orson Welles, your host of Mercury Theatre, and I've just been handed a bulletin informing me that aliens have landed here on Earth and are intent on conquering our planet!
Kris: (robotic dialect) Take me to your ruler. Surrender, and become my slave earthling.
Dana: Ladies and gentlemen, an alien has materialized right before my eyes here in the studio, and at present time has begun probing each and every one of my orifices. I'm frightened, yet strangely excited at the same time. More in a moment, but first a word from our sponsor.....Chock full o'Nuts
...........
Kris: (pulls Dana close, places hand to his ear) Breaking News Alert! (switches to exaggerated Asian accent) Erection 2014 results tonight show deep penetration into Brownback side.
Dana: Not too deep I hope!
If these comments are typical of this blog, maybe it's time for the government to start forced sterilizations. What a bunch of idiots. "That Dana sure is a stupid slut/whore/bitch! Let's dehumanize her so we can feel powerful for one second of our impotent lives!" "Derp, gay joke because them queers need to be put in their place!"
ReplyDeleteIn her wedding dress and yet she still can't resist showing off her tits. Whore.
ReplyDeleteI don't know much about Dana except how loud & boisterous and rude talking to people she is but with her outgoing attitude I can't for the life of me figure out the attractuon to Keis Ketz. He appears to be a real pompus ass, very stuffy acting and acts like he thinks he's so much more intelligent than any of his co-workers at Channel 9.Unless he's a totally different person around her, the only attraction I could imagine would be his bank account. He would bire me to tears!😖
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