KANSAS CITY WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



This October is off to the strongest start in Kansas City history and tonight it's important to take note of this HISTORIC AND EPIC week of winning.

But first . . .

TKC MUST TAKE TIME OUT TO WISH A HAPPY B-DAY TO OUR NEMESIS PEREGRINE HONIG!!!

Pictured her in the company of equally powerful broads . . . Peregrine is Kansas City's artsy artist in residence and she rules this town for yet another year despite our best efforts.

Now . . . Let's talk about some other strong showings in Kansas City.

Kansas City Royals Make The Strongest Showing In More Than A Generation


Not much explanation needed here for true Kansas City residents . . . For the first time in quite some time, every one in Kansas City is a Royals fan, just as our blog community predicted this Spring.

Camp KC Powers Historic Week For The Kansas City LGBT Community


Today, the Kansas City LGBT Community was part of history in the heartland that resonates throughout the nation . . . Sadly, few people know that CampKC kept the LGBT community informed about this sitch for months as the court battle moved forward.

Cat Suit Dudes Could Be The Strongest Key To Kansas City Success


The Internets thinks the Cat Suit dudes might be responsible for this success or pretty much anybody but Yost.

Kansas City Cyclists And Pedestrians Stay Winning With Politically Correct Power Move


The catcall ordinance is now good law in Kansas City even if special legislation concerns persist. Either way, this politically correct power move supposedly makes this town a bit more polite.

Dirty Blonde Jadiann Thompson Double Winning This Week Demonstrates Her News Hottie Strength


Jadiann has got the goods and two more newsie awards to add to her long list of accomplishments.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. Peregrine looks none too pleased. Or maybe it's just a pose?

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  2. id like to suck on those giant muscle bith clits..theres nothing wrong with that,is there?

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  3. For those of you who don't know, 920's posts is the form of a guy who never gets any.

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  4. Let's not forget Oct, 3rd 2014 is Woodie Guthrie's 100th Birthday? And this machine actually does kill fascist!

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  5. PHOTO CAPTIONS:

    #1--Orville Redenbacher prepares to munch with both hands full.

    #2--"Dorothy" blows a Lollipop Kid.

    #3--A couple of former East German female athletes attend a Royals game.

    #4--Carmen's Electra-glide

    #5--Very few viewers know that KSHB41's Jadiann Thompson was told she'd never be successful after losing her lower torso in a tragic train accident.

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  6. 9:23, your wife is over at my house and said you don't get any either.

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  7. 9:23's wife was at my house thursday night and said good thing he has money or she would dump his dickless ass. So 9:50 does she let you fuck her in the ass before cuming on her tits?.

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  8. Casey Bastard10/3/14, 10:11 PM

    Winning week in KC. I think I'll get a PSL and make my piss smell delicious while I refuse to clean the seat for my wife. I'm that kinda prick.

    I love this town!

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  9. thirty dog and cum guy STAY WINNING!

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  10. cover 923. Tired as well.

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  11. OMG, the rape fantasy guy returns.

    Keep telling people you are A-O-K.

    LMAO

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  12. I'd fuck those cunts in their ass. Then cum all over their face and tits.

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  13. Royals!!! A Giant Quilted Penis for Glazer.

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  14. Peregrine be a BRICK HOUSE

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  15. Peregrine is a tranny, right?

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  16. Whuffo u guys trashin Peregrine? In a town full of "artists" who are artless and boring, she is maybe the only one who actually has something to say, and says it in ever clever ways.

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  17. Home pervs. Sad.

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  18. DO NOT feed the trolls by responding.

    Getting a response is all they ever "get".

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  19. She seems nice enough. Mostly I just see pictures of her here and at the star. Maybe she is an artist who sells themself more than the art?

    The only thing I know she did was the Nelson golf carts. They are designed based on Puns. Puns.

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  20. The Nelson Art Carts were poor.
    Puns? NO they were a bad JOKE.

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  21. I don't care about Peregrine's art.

    I want to know her views on unsolicited bulk email.

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  22. Never heard of Peregrine until Tony mentioned her. That picture is crazy hot and some of her art is really good. Pretty cool chick if you ask me.

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  23. That Honig slut is just butt ass ugly.

    Fuck.......

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