Kansas City streets are now pretty much a playground for political correctness . . . Or at the very least here's more somewhat worthwhile legislation aimed at protecting middle-class white suburban housewives whenever they decide to get a bit of exercise . . . On the bright side, this means that the world is a safer place for yoga pants.
Check the deets of the special legislation:
"The ordinance prohibits anyone from intimidating or injuring pedestrians, bicyclists and wheelchair operators. Forms of harassment include throwing objects, making threats, sounding a car's horn or engage in conduct that creates a risk of serious injury or death, according to the ordinance.
"Anyone found guilty of these violations is subject to a fine between $50 and $500, imprisonment up to 180 days or both."
Again, this ordinance is only geared toward protecting a certain class of very finicky Brookside pedestrians and cyclists who will invoke it whenever anybody stares at them cross-eyed. Meanwhile, the rest of us are left to fend for ourselves.
Developing . . .
already numerous laws in place for every one of those offenses, except "sounding your horn". How the fuck can honking your horn be a crime?
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a B. Kliban from back in the day...
ReplyDeleteFollow the link:
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Fuck it, I won't honk anymore, I'll just run the fuck over them instead.
ReplyDeleteThe Bear monster truck has a hydraulic "bike basher" built-in.
ReplyDeleteSee a bike...just push the button and out slides a 4 foot pipe set 3'4" off the pavement. Perfect height to smash a kale eating, bottom feeding, hipster or a negro wearing work boots. And to think some accuse the Bear of bigotry.
Then on to the liquor store for a half of JD and over to the Plaza for a shine and a gar.
Great observation!
ReplyDeleteI'm feeling intimidated and I own a bike. Where do I file a complaint?
ReplyDeleteOfficer he never honked or anything he just ran over my ass when I darted out in front of him. Instant city suit.
Hard hurf durfing from the impotent ragers this AM.
ReplyDeleteTime Warp City.
Women with low-hanging tits tend to like catcalls.
ReplyDeleteBicyclist are hypocrites. They want to be treated like a car when taking a full lane, but don't want to obay stop signs, traffic signals, etc.
ReplyDeletePretty cool how cars ALWAYS obey ALL THE TRAFFIC RULES, like speed limits, stop light/sign, signaling, etc.
ReplyDeleteMust be weird to be a perfect driver and have to endure the INCONTROVERTIBLE INJUSTICE of seeing 3 bicyclist per day, one of whom proceeded through a red light at a total vacant typical KC intersection with next-to-zero traffic.
Don't these cyclists know how much damage they could do to others if they let their 4 pound bikes get out of control at 8-12 MILES PER HOUR! THE HOOOOOORRRRRRRROOOOOORRRRRR!
Does anyone else find it amazing the shit the city government takes up as business?
ReplyDelete"Again, this ordinance is only geared toward...." ...stuffing the city piggy bank on the backs of the citizens.
ReplyDeleteAbsolute nonsense. SMDH
ReplyDeleteFuck You 3:59, did your Momma drop you on your head?
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