KANSAS CITY CHIEFS KICKER KINDA SUCKS AND THE TKC HALF-TIME REPORT!!!



The start to the Kansas City Chiefs football season already reveals a tragic insight into the cheapskate front office.

To wit . . .

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS KICKER CAIRO SANTOS KINDA SUCKS!!!

Veteran Ryan Succop was cut and the newbie discount dude can't seem to hit anything but the uprights.

No real offense to speak of but the currently Jamaal Charles . . . Another brilliant running-back who risks being run into the ground in Kansas City. (Yes, yes, I know he didn't touch the ball a lot in the 2nd quarter BUT the Chiefs don't have a lot going other than Mr. Charles right now.)

The Chiefs are down 10-3 and it's still anybody's game . . . But overall the play from the team seems uninspired and unprepared. Tailgating fanboys and all of the d-bags in the stands seem to be far more excited about showing up at Arrowhead.

We'll see . . . Right now, here are the Kansas City links we're checking because we don't want to hear Tony Gonzalez play announcer:

- The Cowtown Ruckus Last Night: Overnight police standoff in KC ends in arrest

- Missouri Unrelated Hot Mess Rage Covered By Panicked Newsies: Gunfire from a domestic dispute interrupts girls' soccer game in Ferguson

- Naming The Kansas City Dead: Police identify shooting victim

- Local Investigation: Police question 1 in connection with KC homicide

- Show-Me Fight For Life: Inmate wants execution halted over drug question

- Crunch Time Disappointment Courtesy of The Big Apple: Kansas City Royals Relievers Can't Stop Yankees

- Kansas City Artsy Celebration: Artists Show Off Work At 35th Annual Art Westport

And this is the OPEN THREAD for the moment . . .

Comments

  1. Dood. Way to early to be so pessimistic.

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  2. Chiefs Who

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  3. "Inmate wants execution halted over drug question"

    State needs a rope and a noose as backup for all those poor folks who think drugs are to inconvenient and uncomfortable for them.

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  4. Titans score again 17-3.

    Season is over.

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  5. SANTOS? Is he one of your boys, Tony?

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  6. I love sports talk. It gives me a boner.

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  7. Tyler Asshat. Resident hipster9/7/14, 2:34 PM

    You need to report on English premiere league too! That real football. Now excuse me, I must squeeze into my jeans and drink some more fair trade coffee.

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  8. Both Major Sly and the KC Chiefs deserve being booed.

    Fourth quarter of Chiefs game and the lawn mowers have started. I vote we will give the Chiefs a chance to improve.

    Bye bye Sly. You listened to the wrong people.

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  9. Polar Bear says 5-11...Book the bet........9/7/14, 2:43 PM

    SUGGESTION TO TKC:

    Rather than Craig Glazer NFL tout line, let the Polar Bear pick games.

    5-11 looks dead on. You go bear.

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  10. Glazer can't pick his nose let alone anything else.

    Glazer will change his mind half a dozen times about the Chiefs this fall just like he does the Royals every year. But mind you nobody makes more money in KC betting than Glazer does. He never proves his winnings you just have to accept his lies.

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  11. That bear is cool.

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  12. That bear needs to be mayor.

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  13. Uhhhh yeah...Da Chiefs Suck

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  14. Wonder how many people getting ass kicked in parking lot at Arrowhead right now?

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  15. Well 3:35 on would hope Glazer is getting stomped good but we are not that lucky.

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  16. I'm a crotch guy. I love those crotches.

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