TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! KANSAS CITY'S OWN ESTHER HONIG CREATES INTERNATIONAL NEWS SENSATION WITH PHOTOSHOP GLOBAL BEAUTY STANDARD EXAMINATION!!!
Kansas City journalist and blogger Esther Honig recently developed a ground breaking idea that's now an international sensation.
Not to brag, but this blog was the first to call out Peregrine Honig's little sis in a recent fashion layout where she was unnamed but not unnoticed.
And now . . .
THIS KANSAS CITY NEWSIE HAS MADE INTERNATIONAL HEADLINES AND BECOME A VIRAL SENSATION WITH A PHOTOSHOP COMPARISON OF GLOBAL BEAUTY STANDARDS THAT STARTED RIGHT HERE IN THIS COWTOWN!!!
Here's how she did it:
"Journalist, blogger and freelancing reporter for KCUR Esther Honig came up with the idea Before & After while working as the social media manager for a small startup. Honig's boss introduced her to the freelancing platform Fiverr, which "allowed me to contract nearly 40 individuals, from more than 25 countries such as Sri Lanka, Ukraine, The Philippines, and Kenya. Some are experts in their field, others are purely amateur," she wrote."
We kinda feel just a bit left out here . . . SO HERE'S HOW TKC PHOTOSHOPPED HER IMAGE TO REFLECT ACCURATE KANSAS CITY BEAUTY STANDARDS:
Check the LATEST links, mainstream media newsies can thank TKC for reading it first here so they can go file their reports later. Natch.
Buzz Feed: This Woman Had Her Face Photoshopped In Over 25 Countries To Examine Global Beauty Standards
E Online: A Woman Photoshopped Her Face to Illustrate the "Ideal" Beauty Standards of 25 Different Countries
Cosmo UK: Is there a global beauty standard? This woman had her face photoshopped in over 25 countries to find out.
Great idea sounds like a new mini series. Wonder if it will be as raunchy as GIRLS?
ReplyDeleteI sure don't want to fuck her in the ass and cum all over her tits.
ReplyDelete702 I do want to know her views of unsolicited bulk email.
ReplyDeleteSri Lanka, Ukraine, The Philippines, and Kenya.....what ground breaking beauty tips did she garner from those shit hole places.
ReplyDeleteNothing here.....move along.
There are many Ho Nigs on Independence Ave. who were not photoshopped to any standards whatsoever.
ReplyDelete8:45 Glazer has dated most of them .
ReplyDeleteLMAO @ 8:52
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile the Mayor was just busted on a basically brazen all out lie about the streetcar - burns and mac thing and where's the coverage?
ReplyDeleteReally impressive project. I like the gold necklace, flowing hair look. What country was that?
ReplyDeleteNo photoshopping could make her attractive.
ReplyDeleteHmmmmmm...this time I wanna pound her ass and wipe my shit covered dick on her feet! THAT would be a thing of beauty!
ReplyDelete9:21 is a practitioner of coprophagy and still thinks this ugly bitch wants his tiny pecker in her turd launcher?
ReplyDeleteTony:
ReplyDeleteIf I was her father, I would kick your ass.
Proud moment fatso.
9:26 would like it wiped all over his liberal weeny face, wouldn't you liberal faggot?
ReplyDeleteWho would have ever guessed that a symmetrical face with big eyes and lips would be considered fuckable worldwide?
ReplyDeleteJust groundbreaking stuff right there.
@936, forget it. Tony spends a lot of time and effort avoiding the reality that 959 pretty much represents the majority of his readership.
ReplyDeleteReasoning with him would be like reasoning with a terrorist.
Just be glad your kids don't visit 959's house.
Once AGAIN, we are reminded that the Honig family business is SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess it was only old-school journalists who were taught to report the story, and not to become the story. Today there is a plethora of self-promotional, attention-starved, self-centered, conceit-filled "media" journalists....just turn on your local news and you're bombarded with commercials hyping the station's "celebrity" talking heads.
In 1968, the artist Andy Warhol was quoted as saying, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Regrettably, too many of those pursuing media careers seek to fulfill Mr. Warhol's prediction for themselves.
So why is it if this broad is such an international sensation the other sensation, Ol' Get in Their Pants at all costs Tony, seems to be the only guy who had even heard if this chick? Id this Tony Bones' (another senasation) cousin or something?
ReplyDeleteOnce AGAIN, we are reminded that the Honig family business is SELF-PROMOTION!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI guess it was only old-school journalists who were taught to report the story, and not to become the story. Today there is a plethora of self-promotional, attention-starved, self-centered, conceit-filled "media" journalists....just turn on your local news and you're bombarded with commercials hyping the station's "celebrity" talking heads.
In 1968, the artist Andy Warhol was quoted as saying, "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes." Regrettably, too many of those pursuing media careers seek to fulfill Mr. Warhol's prediction for themselves.
6/26/14, 10:48 AM
I want to know who this is because they were right on everything media-related; Tony included.
I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face and tits. Then i'd piss and shit all over her for good measure.
ReplyDelete....just clean up after yourself. I'm tired of you making a damn mess......
ReplyDeleteI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!
ReplyDeleteI BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN!!
Or lose, but not by enough goals that it matters.
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL LOSE, BUT WIN ANYWAY!!
OH MY GOD MY DICK FEELS SO LONG AND HARD RIGHT NOW!!!
Maybe next time she could model her vagina in 23 different countries styles! Brazilian, landing strip, crusted over, mutilated, full bush, etc...
ReplyDeleteTony says, "look at my blog Mom. Are you proud of my achievement?"
ReplyDeleteAll men, be they pygmies in darkest Africa or Afro-Americans from darkest Chicago, prefer white women with big tits.
ReplyDeleteIt roped you in you hard-charger 2:29.
ReplyDeleteNow get back out there setting the world on fire!!
So, cum rape guy turns out to be a hipster.
ReplyDeleteI think she has a lupus rash. The butterfly rash over her nose. Lupus.
ReplyDelete@ 219, at least he did not take out loans for a college degree.
ReplyDeleteThis blog is gettin weaker and weaker and seems top drop each time Tony does a puff piece on his hero Aloonzo Dipshittington.
ReplyDeleteIf tony keeps posting thse consumate loosers his blog might just disappear.
For the "self loathing" guy, I enjoy watching haters go down. 258, truth.
ReplyDeleteTKC looks to be playing to the bigger Internet. Not a bad strategy.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are weird.
ReplyDeleteHo
ReplyDeleteNig
"Mom, this is my blog. Look what I made'.
ReplyDeletePOS
If there's one thing I can't stand it's "consumate loosers."
ReplyDeleteFucking rube retard.
Your a tard too. And this place is for winners!
DeleteBuzz feed is kind of like a content mill. I admire her work when it's more genuine but this is more like fodder for women's magazines stuff. Still, she is a very beautiful young woman and she obviously has a flair for self promotion.
ReplyDeleteEeek...4:38 PM...the shoe musta fit ya Dipshittington.
ReplyDeleteAttractiveness Index in Determining if Art has any merit:
ReplyDeleteThe facts: If this broad is fat and ugly NOBODY gives a shit about her little middle school experiment.
The verdict: Shitty "performance" art.
ROTFAGLMMFAO @ 5:52 PM
ReplyDeleteyou are beyond help dude...go on back to Allentown Pa where yore dummass came from.
Where is the Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz guy when we really need him?
ReplyDeleteWild man! We miss you. You haven't been around much. We think you're probably an okay guy despite it all!
ReplyDeleteSo, the cum-rape guy is no beyond hope?
ReplyDeleteIs their fucking gravity in this blog? What color is the sky in your world?
She's purdy, I'd like to buy her a steak dinner.
ReplyDeleteBut I don't like all that media junk, she'll have to know her place if she wants to be successful in Kansas City!
whose dick do you have to suck and/or whose daughter is she to end up on the front page of kansascity.com for asking people to photoshop her face?
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