Independence, MO celebrated the almost grand opening of one of it's more interesting chain restaurants last night.
We hear the Twin Peaks Pre-Opening bash was pretty fun for those who like their expensive corporate chicken served up with less than minimum wage cleavage.
This is the best thing we've heard about Meth Town so far this year other than constant complaints that Kansas City crime is spilling over their way . . .
I don't find the food to be expensive at all.
ReplyDeleteLooks like an outtake of the movie Mother, Jugs, and Speed.
ReplyDeleteMeth Town pussy is diseased...therefore Twin Peaks pussy is diseased. the Bear has spoken.
ReplyDeleteWonderful, yet another degrading workplace to send our uneducated daughters off to be objectified for low wages and poor treatment. What a boon to our national economy.
ReplyDeletePlease Jesus, don't ever let my car break down in Independence, Missouri.
ReplyDeleteYeppers! Independence is gonna host the Reflubican Convention ...as KC survivors continue to flock to the burbs and take their dollars with them.
ReplyDeleteSemi-rural sluts dangling their dugs in your martini. Damn, I'd pay money for that.
ReplyDeleteI like the Marlborough Man. He a smart one.
ReplyDeleteBet every one of those bimbos has an IQ that matches her chest measurement.
ReplyDeleteCum Guy can I catch a ride with you out to Twin Peaks ?
ReplyDeleteMost of the people posting should not be allowed near children.
ReplyDeleteAnd if you are in doubt, print out your post and share it with your family.
my daughter approves all my posts dumb fuck ass clown
ReplyDeleteBTW, she just got hired at Twin Peaks. 12:58
ReplyDeleteNot bad…..I'd fuck them in the ass. Then cum all over their faces.
ReplyDeleteNot as good as the Olathe Twin Peaks girls. But still pretty good.
There you go 105.
ReplyDeleteShare over Sunday supper.
Post her pic 105. This is a great group of gentlemen.
ReplyDeleteJeezus. You can say anything on this friggin site. Pretty much a bathroom stall wall with a sharpie.
After Hooters, and now Twin Peaks, have successfully built a business chain around young women's breasts and mediocre chicken wings, etc., I've decided to start my own.
ReplyDeleteThe young women will be required to wear a uniform of string bikini, high heels, sun tan, and measurements within approved range.
I'm calling it either NO STRINGS ATTACHED or CHICK-DUBL-D. I think I'll enjoy being a billionaire.
funny comments..but the girls
ReplyDeleteout in olathe make these
girls in independence look weak.
but the no teeth guys in
independence will love them.
2:12 stick to jacking off to the Hustler Magazine cartoons.
ReplyDeleteI do say Mr. 12:58 my employees see what I say here as well as my girlfriend does. I mean you think all who comment here hide in out beds under the covers with a laptop? In a dark corner of the basement where the coal use to be piled or the wife thinks we are in the restroom taking care of business when in fact we are posting things here so as to not be discovered? I would be willing to bet it is you who is sneaking around on Tony's Kansas City not us. If factual shocking statements followed by totally off the wall humor offends you, then I suggest you and Bishop Finn go to confession and deal with this.
ReplyDeleteThe ladies at the Twin Peaks in Olathe, are a mixed group of women, all attractive in their own ways. Not what I might want to date but sure someone would love to. The food all four times I have been there was excellent, served in a decent time and the glass of beer I had very cold and satisfying. Service wise I have always been treated right and fair by women who might be dressed in more items of clothing than what one might see around any swimming pool in the summer time. These ladies do not in any way cheapen themselves by acting slutty, in fact was just the opposite. I like Twin Peaks has a very British pub feel to it or a little wilder type decor and better food than say at Fox and Hound.
ReplyDeleteCarl, what did Byron have ?
ReplyDeleteCarl, dat where my campaign money went? You bez hanging at da Peaks spending Pooties campaign coin. Youz still owz me for da Yellow bone ho and the blue gum.
ReplyDeleteNice to see woman are empowering themselves and leading the charge against sexual stereotyping.
ReplyDeletePootie, I told you, that you know where that money is. I would think you just as soon IRS not know where it is at, you know what I mean?
ReplyDeleteWell the sooner they can find some guy so they can work at home laying on their backs and don't have fling plates the better I guess.
ReplyDeleteTony, did you tell them you live in your mommys basement... great pick up line.
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