SHOCK!!! KANSAS CITY AMERICAN ROYAL PARADE CANCELLED BECAUSE OF RAIN CHANCE AND LACK OF INTEREST REALLY!!!



This is the way a Kansas City tradition dies . . . With a strange excuse and because the Downtown Kansas City Renaissance is mostly a lie:

Fox4: American Royal Parade called off because of weather

Accordingly, let's remember that . . .

THE AMERICAN ROYAL PARADE HAS SUFFERED LOW ATTENDANCE FOR YEARS AND FOR 2013 NOBODY WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS TRADITION!!!

Look at weather forecasts closely and you'll see that Kansas City wasn't expecting a monsoon . . . Instead, this seems like a convenient excuse to cancel a Kansas City tradition that no longer attracts big crowds like it did back in the day.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Awwww, it was fun. Next time we'll have it along the streetcar route.

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  2. This is what happens when you hire an outside PR firm to handle publicizing the event. It has steadily gone downhill each year and will probably be gone in a few more years. Sad.

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  3. It wont happen to MLK Month, Day and week I'm sure that will remain alive and well in KC

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  4. The good news is there will be no RIDE by shootings.

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  5. Hazmat situation at KCI post office leads to KCK post office

    Developing!!!!!!!

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  6. 5:58 PM - Jim Potoski get over it for Pete sakes.

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  7. When the rain comes they run and hide their heads.

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  8. Show more Miss Milk jugs like that and I'll go to the parade.

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  9. Bild magazine published a piece that exposed Jordan Carvers real name, fake age, secret wedding to her manager David Sebastian, pictures of her before breast augmentation, and her intentions to keep certain details of her life secret and hidden.

    Isn't that amazing!

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  10. Where all the drunks going to be tonight?

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  11. Same place they always are. Everywhere.

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  12. Taxpayers will pick up the tab regardless if it goes on or not.

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  13. Lot's of weird shit happening today. Maybe Kansas City went bankrupt today and they needed media cover.

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  14. As long as the taxpayers willingly take the shaft we'll be fine. Feds will loan us $20 million here and there to make everything seem nice.

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  15. Polsinelli is KCMO's vampire squid.

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  16. Wheres Sly, Johnson, and Circo getting drunk tonight?

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  17. Great question 8:04

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  18. Speaking of it has anyone seen Mrs James?

    Does she even exist?

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  19. Don't know obviously she's the polar opposite of Gloria.

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  20. people are to broke because of all these fucking wars you pricks got us into

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  21. FREE CHELSEA MANNING!!!

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  22. Whats your distraction of choice tonight? TV, YouTube, Wastedport, Disempower and Light?

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  23. Plaza. Best show in town. Weekly kiddie roundup.

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  24. And, not one fuck was given.

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  25. Where is George when you really need him?? This would not have happened on his watch!

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  26. Nobody is going to a parade, when the ever present threat of rape, murder, robbery, etc, looms over them. Niggers have ruined everything else, why not a parade too?

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    1. Wow you actually wrote that. You are truly a dumbass

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  27. Fuck You 10:11

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    1. I'm not into dudes. Save that for your sister.

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  28. You asshole, you'd fuck a water buffalo, if you had the chance.

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  29. @10:11...what is wrong with what 6:59 wrote when it's the truth?

    Blacks for the most part has ruined two traditional parades that were staples in this city.

    Because blacks ruin everything they touch everything has to be moved to the suburbs or just just close shop.

    The St. Patricks day parade had to move to Westport in a last ditch effort to increase attendance. Maybe the American Royal needs to do the same. Move it to the Westport, Plaza, maybe even the Brookside/Waldo area.

    Remember the two parades were fine until this image came out. Since then fewer and fewer people are going. Thanks blacks, thanks for ruining a good triton.

    http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/takedown_with_machine_pistol_1.jpg

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    1. Inaccurate statement. White, racist, talking points.

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  30. wow and y'all say RACISM doesnt exit.....fuck all WHITE PPL FOR BEING SO FUCKED UP BUT YET STILL WHEN WHITE MEN GET DRUNK THEY WANT TO FUCK BLACK FEMALES.... SO BECKYS but it's true....I have FUCK so many married men.... that have a fetish for us its not funny.... even in your JOHNSON COUNTY HOMES WHILE UR WIVES ARE OUT OF TOWN.... DON'T PLAY WITH ME ARE NAMES WILL BE POSTED.....TRY ME!!!!!!

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  31. Im white.
    Can we fuck?

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