THE TKC WEEKLY POWER RANKINGS!!!



Arianny Celeste posing with boxing gear starts this IMPORTANT assessment of Kansas City's strongest for the week.

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POLITICOS



1. Councilman And Pastor Brooks - He pushed a powerful yet still paltry 9 1/2 minute explanation of Kansas City's missing $15k and SEEMS to have made it off the hook for his involvement in a Kansas City scandal. For now . . .

2. Gov. Jay Nixon - Show-Me The Corporate Welfare Fighter Now Celebrated By Democrats He Formerly Abandoned.

3. Jackson County Legislator Crystal Williams - Odd lady out now functioning mostly on girl power. Still, no challenger has emerged.

4. Future City Council Lady Theresa Garza Ruiz - Maybe our first Council Lady Latina.

5. Council Dude Jermaine Reed - Nice Pitch Profile pushed him over the top this week.

NEWSIES



Ryan Kath - Breaking news and new ground when it comes to holding Kansas City elected officials accountable.

Darla Jaye - She remains the queen of Kansas City Talk Radio.

Hey Cameraman - Our digital media news gathering inspiration.

Johnny Rowlands - High tech and journalism over the skies of Kansas City.

Kelly Jones - Everybody knew she was a diva but she at least attempted to sign off with class.

KANSAS CITY FALL GUYS



City Manager Troy Schulte - Don't get me wrong, he deserves derision given that he won't file a civil suit. But he was never a boxing event organizer despite some outrageous claims that threw him under the bus this week.

MO House Speaker Tim Jones - A poor and unprepared scapegoat for Democratic Party elite.

Kansas Gov. Sam Brownback - The architect of Kansas austerity and subsequent education and public service collapse.

Country Club Plaza Flash Mobs - Easy to blame unruly teens for all of this town's problems that are often created by developers and the biz class.

Mayor Sly James - He's really a nice guy with a great smile who does his best when he's temporarily able to cut the strings of his Kansas City corporate elite puppet masters.

As always, this list has been compiled according to scientific TKC polling and market research data and it's a weekly comprehensive guide to local powerful people.

Comments

  1. A few good picks. Like the fall guy section. There are a lot more who need to be added.

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  2. Michael Hernandez was the first Latina on the city council.

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  3. Gotta be better Latina's that Garza Ruiz, Williams has got to go, Brooks has got to go and Sly WAS a lot better before the puppeteers got ahold of him - that one you nailed.

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  4. Truth of the matter6/7/13, 10:13 PM

    Brooks and Nixon:

    Steaming piles of bloody stool.

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  5. @10:13----A steaming pile means fresh to me and that's so far from the truth. Its been the same old shit for years from those two.

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  6. Tony,
    You can't blame Schulte for not filing a civil lawsuit. Two key things are missing: assets to seize, and credible and reliable witnesses. Ossco Bolton's bank account is empty, so there is nothing to get. Michael Brooks would make a lousy witness because he is a known liar, has lied to the former internal auditor, to the press, the the City Manager, to his aide, and to just about everyone else. Brooks has zero credibility.

    To file a civil suit would be a complete waste of time and resources. Brooks skated by on this one, so far, and unless the pictures of his little willy surface as they are rumored to do, that lying piece of thieving crap will probably climb into his rented Lexus and drive off into the sunset.

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  7. Once again, you snub Chief Alber, and for the record fuck Kelly Jones, the only class in her act was getting canned.

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  8. Goodbye Kelly, we never knew you and we never watched you.

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  9. But Glazer was acting like that pussy was lined with gold.

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  10. 11:31 PM

    If they have no assets, take what they have and throw them in prison.

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  11. The pics are going to surface here soon. Someone needs to connect with the lady in Texas! She still has them. That is why no one has released them. They(Ron Hunt) were paid by Brooks not too. But she however is waiting on the right people to trust with them. The city obviously is protecting the city.

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  12. Nude photos, Conspiracy, Blackmail,Fraud, Threats by a Government Official, Theft! She has a reason not to come forward until the proper authority(FEDS) connect with her.These 3 criminals will do anything as we see to protect themselves. She is the answer to all of this. Find her Tony you know how too.

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  13. I hear she has pics, receipts & text messages from Brooks cellphone. As well as from Hunt and Bolton. Yes it is just a matter of time.......SING little birdie sing! Take these bastards down!

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  14. Call your attorney general!!!

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  15. Dear Lady with Pics of Brooks' Pee Pee:

    Please come forward. You will be hailed a hero if you can help get "Pastor" Brooks to resign. We all know he's a snake and a liar, but he has no shame. With the photos public, he'll have to resign.

    Please, Lady, help us get rid of Brooks; he's bad for our City!

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  16. Country Club Plaza Flash Mobs - Easy to blame unruly teens for all of this town's problems that are often created by developers and the biz class. - Accurate assessment.

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