Glazer Celebrates Hottie Comic April Macie



TKC NOTE: Craig Glazer offers insight on his (hottie) guest @ Stanford's this weekend.

Naughty but Nice

Howard Stern dubbed April Macie ‘the best looking female comic on tour today’. Sorry about that, Lisa Lampenelli. This past year has been a big one for April. Her one hour show is definitely R-rated but because she delivers it with a smile as well as beauty and grace, she gets away with it. April is now a regular on the Howard Stern show and she just co-starred with Paulie Shore in ‘Vegas is my Oyster’, Macie has a one hour special being filmed for Showtime. April just hosted the Adult Video Awards in Las Vegas. (The last two hosts were Dave Attel and Lisa Lampenelli.) Oddly enough, this strange honor has been a springboard for comedy talent to move from clubs to arenas. The AVN Award show can be seen in May on Showtime. April also took time out to co-star with Snoop Dogg for ‘Bad Girls of Comedy’. In addition, she just filmed her own reality tv show for this fall. April was kind enough to go overseas and entertain the troops in Korea. She’s a busy girl. Oh yeah, you’ll see her this August featured in Hustler (no, not naked, get your mind out of the gutter) wearing leather as THE bad girl of comedy.

I first met April six years ago when we opened the club at Legends. She had just come off NBC’s ‘Last Comic Standing’ as a semi-finalist. Ironically, she brought her own feature, Josh Wolf. Wolf went on to be the lead comic on Chelsea Lately, as well as Chelsea’s head writer and is now the star of ‘After Lately’.

So, you’re wondering if she’s single. Yes. Now you’re wondering did I take a shot at her? You bet I did. I tried everything. I even gave her my ex-wife’s fur coat. Okay, it was a vintage fur only worth a couple hundred bucks, but she didn’t know it. Okay, it was the one coat my wife left hanging in the closet when we separated. Hey, April is from LA, she didn’t bring a coat, what’s a fella to do? After all, I am a gentleman. Then I rolled out the red carpet and took her on a date to Woodside Country Club. I waltzed her around the adult pool in her teeny-weenie bikini. No dice. I found out later she was dating one of the owners of the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas where she also performs. The uphill battle was, yup, he’s a mega-millionaire at the very least. The next time she was here she told me she was kind of dating Benecio Del Toro the Oscar-Winner for best supporting actor in the movie ‘Traffic’. She told me she let him finger…paint her body. I tried to get her to do the same for me. No dice. Guess it helps to have one of those little golden statues.

This will be her seventh year at Stanford’s. We’ve become good friends and I’m glad April’s career is taking off. She is a good-hearted young lady evidenced by her kindness. In fact, she sent the nicest flower arrangement to our family when my brother Jack passed away last year.

If you like the naughty delivered by a beauty, this is your show. Come out this weekend and see gorgeous red-head April Macie doing her thing. Call (913)400-7500 for tickets. Follow me on Twitter @KCKingofSting.
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Comments

  1. fuck you craig

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  2. Orphan of the Road4/12/13, 2:50 PM

    See how better editing makes the difference in gibberish when published?

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    1. You can tell it was penned by the scrub, er , I mean scribe.

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  3. Obligatory cesspool advertising piece for the weekend.

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  4. Blabbering to himself again hoping someones listening.

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  5. She is way as hell hot.

    http://www.thecrabfeast.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/april_macie.jpg

    Pretty funny.

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  6. The morons shall inherit the Internet.

    Prophecy confirmed.

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  7. April Macie is no June Julie!

    Note to Craig:
    When she said she was dating someone in Las vegas, that's woman code for:
    Hmm...let me think
    1) he wears a bad toupee
    2) he's on a first name basis with the Pfizer Viagra salesman.
    3) he gave me this old musty rat coat.
    4) and he's full of "s-word"

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  8. KC King of Bullshit. LOL

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  9. So TKC doesn't have to write, he let's this sad sack piece of crap, Glazer, write for him. It's too bad too, cause Glazer'll ruin the blog...

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  10. The Improv is Better4/12/13, 3:23 PM

    She got bumped from Johnny Dare's show because they ran out of time. Very typical for radio & even the late night shows but Dickhair pulled the same roid bluster on the crew at The Rock that he does on the commenters. Even to Johnny personally. "IS THIS HOW IT'S GONNA BE?" "HOW 'BOUT I QUIT BRINGING COMICS IN?" "I'LL TELL OTHER COMICS NOT TO TALK TO YOU GUYS"
    Total ego putz.

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  11. Nice story Craig. Man you lead one helluva life. Most of guys only wish for the things you've experienced and done ...im a fan sir.

    Frank, Merriam KS

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  12. Zzzzzzzzz....................

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  13. There are no funny women comics. Never have been.
    Everyone knows it's true.

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  14. Frank, Merriam KS. Fuck off, Craig, we know it's you.

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  15. Frank are you snitch like glazer? ...... Oh wait, you ARE glazer.
    Eada Cocksir
    balloon knot Iowa

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  16. benico del toro4/12/13, 3:48 PM

    I fucked her in the Ass. Glazer cleaned the cream pie.

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  17. Amy Schumer is way hotter, loves to give and receive oral in both holes and likes ass play and anal penetration.

    Glazer the douchey douchebag
    Wears a really bad toupee
    He acts like he's all macho
    Even though we know he's gay

    Glazer the douchey douchebag
    Thinks that he's some kind of star
    Acts like he's something special
    In his gay ass lotus car

    Then one rainy winter day
    Glazer called up TKC
    Tony, you must let me write
    Hearne and I just had a fight

    So now Tony sucks on glaze balls
    Always knew he was a queer
    But glazer the douchey douchebag
    Just get the fuck on out of here!
    Cha Cha Cha

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  18. 3:56

    Ya gotta let people know that is Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer.

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  19. Anonymous Andy4/12/13, 4:01 PM

    When the comment is a name with a town you you know it's more fake than the hair on Glazer's head. She is a hottie, too hot for roid boy, she dates real business men not joker club owners. In short Glazer, she has class and you don't.

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  20. Normally, the Glazer Haters are reptitious, redundant and flat out boring, but 3:56 is pretty funny.

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  21. Anonymous Andy4/12/13, 4:02 PM

    3:56 now that is some funny stuff

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  22. I hVe all your Ip addresses. I'm going to the federal court. Glaze save some that pie
    Harley

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  23. I agree think it's funny as hell and no I didn't have to ask chuck if it was ok to say so!

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  24. Ya know what prisons and white chicks have in common? Once a black guy gets into one he 's going to get into a couple more.

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  25. Anyone check this kids family history to see if he's a distant relative of P.T. Barnum?

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  26. Know the difference between Glazer and a used car salesman? The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

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  27. kc.comix reader4/12/13, 4:14 PM

    Now I KNOW the bitch aint funny as "ZITS"... THATS zome funny shit...

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  28. play by play4/12/13, 4:22 PM

    Oh, theyre ZINGIN 'EM TODAY, FOLKS!

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  29. Let me guess this guy was the High School asshole who never learned to shut up?

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  30. Oh Craig if only I lived a life like you I could be somebody, and popular! Just want to say I'm one of your biggest fan boys ever!

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  31. BRIAN: "super dave clean the pool"

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    1. Gotcha Harley in op. I'll see you real soon.

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  32. Bought my ticket now. Thanks, Tony.

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  33. Bought my ticket now. Thanks, Tony.

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  34. You might think you can spot a con artist because he's someone you instinctively "don't trust." But the term con artist is short for confidence artist -- they gain your confidence just long enough to get their hands on your money. They can be very charming and persuasive. A good con artist can even make you believe he is really an old friend you haven't seen in years.

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  35. carrie g. ROFLMAO!!!

    Nice try Glazer!

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  36. Mr. Dewy Cheatum Nhow4/12/13, 4:46 PM

    Just bought 25 tickets for friends and family. No way we can miss this incredible event.

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  37. The whole office from Glaze, Lykes, Mayking, Boyz, Cumm & Mone will be there.

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  38. I'd fuck her in the ass. Then cum all over her face.

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  39. Woodside is a racquet club, not a country club. Country clubs have golf courses.

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  40. Ah now who said haters don't have class? Huh. Read this stuff, funny, brilliant in fact. What a clown I am and a loser April is right. Thats why our lives are so booooorrring like you guys who only can dream about it, never live it. Anyways same old haters, like nobody Super Dave the punk who dates smartcoward. Same old comments, from the same old never have done a thing in life people, never. Might want to reread Miss Macie's recent history, pretty impressive guys. Now what have you done again.


    Again lots of comments and fast. Appreciate that, it does get readers excited.

    By the way your constant FAKE HAIR comments have done zippo to my love life as you had hoped. I still get more 8's and 9's in a month than all you guys together get in a lifetime, and psssst...I am way, way better looking than you. Just look at the pictures.


    That said, enjoy. For the decent readers and commenters, thank you. Have a fine weekend.

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    1. capn obvious4/12/13, 7:08 PM

      You DO mean 8 & 9 inch DICKS, right?

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    2. smells like pee to me4/12/13, 7:13 PM

      8 and 9 year old boys?

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    3. the BRAINS of the operation4/12/13, 7:22 PM

      And instead of "in a month" he MEANT to write "in my MOUTH"

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  41. Brian: Superdave clean the courts!

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  42. Jezzuz H Christ4/12/13, 6:00 PM

    Your supposed to turn the other cheek Craig!

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  43. "decent readers and commenters"

    You mean those who are easily taken and gullible let's be honest. After all your an old friend and everything.

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  44. Craigieeee..don't let anyone fuck with you, YOU ARE THE MAN ON KANSAS CITY WEBSITES. BAR NOBODY. Course its just Kansas City. Heard you on 104.3 this morning, very funny. Love Mike Kennedy.

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  45. ADVERTISING GLAZER'S SHITTY CLUB HERE SUCKS ASS, MR. BOTELLO!

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  46. April is a scream and a hottie, yes she is.

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  47. your girl went black4/12/13, 7:20 PM

    Meet me in front of that shit house club of yours glazer. It's your Ass. I'll be the dude with your ex wifes scent on my Johnson. She like this black mamba.

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  48. Glazer your so boring you think the same two people are the only ones who dislike you. Wake up you loser and take your boy harley and go play else where.

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  49. From the Files of Special Gold Badge Glazer4/12/13, 7:48 PM

    A Gold Badge Super Special Vern Miller Sack Licking Agent named Craig Glazer stopped at a ranch in south central Kansas and talked to an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs." The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there...", as he pointed out the location. Gold Badge Super Special Agent Glazer verbally exploded and said, "Look mister, you’re a loser, I am the King of Sting and I have the authority of Vern Miller and myself to do as I please!" Reaching into his rear back pocket, the arrogant agent removed his Super Special Gold Badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher. "See this Gold Badge?! This Gold Badge means I can go wherever I want... On any land! No questions asked, no answers given! Do you understand old man? I am the King of Sting and you will feel my bite you old loser farmer!”

    The rancher kindly nodded, apologized, and went about his chores. Moments later the rancher heard loud screams, he looked up and saw the Super Special Gold badge Agent running for his life, being chased by the ranchers big black Angus Bull...... With every step the bull was gaining ground on Glazer the Gold Badge Agent, and it was likely that he'd sure enough get his ass stomped before he reached safety. Craig Glazer the Gold Badge Agent was clearly terrified. The old rancher threw down his tools, ran as fast as he could to the fence, and yelled at the top of his lungs......

    "YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR SPECIAL GOLD BADGE!"

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  50. Has had a Real Man for 39 Years4/12/13, 8:08 PM

    Craig stop blowing your horn or whatever it is that makes you be such a liar. We both know you’re not a stud in the bedroom. The movie American Psycho is a truer representation of you rather than the King of Sting book you said you wrote. All of us at SME knew what a failure you were when you went to school there and I see that hasn't changed either.

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  51. that chick has a kickstand4/12/13, 8:13 PM

    Who's the red headed tranny?

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  52. After a harder look I agree with 8:13 now we know why Glazer had the hot's

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  53. Glazer! I'm at the club and just plugged up one of your shitters, you better get in there and scoop it out. Man you might want to hold your nose, wheeeeeeee that one hurt!

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  54. Lets see, SME, my books are in the library at East, autographed, and I atteneded their honors dinner for the first hall of fame student, Sanhal Bergman, my ex girlfriend and golden Globe winner, our only KC winner...she was first up on hall of fame, I will be up there at some point. So I'm a failure, really...o.k. and what have you done? nothing right. Please.

    Want to put me down on my outlaw/cop life, read the book THE KING OF STING, then say something..you won't. A documented true story, again you have done what? Might just read the KC Star artilces on back of book. Rest my case low life haters. We've been through this have we not.

    April is great, thank you. I'm at work about to go back out and watch her show.

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  55. From the Mens Room4/12/13, 8:46 PM

    Glazer is in full roid rage as he attacks the clogged toilet!


    http://images.clipartof.com/small/1047554-Cartoon-Man-Attacking-A-Toilet-With-A-Plunger-Poster-Art-Print.jpg

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  56. YAWN !!!!! 3rd week in a row a plug for Glazer.. I'd rather read Dear Abby.

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  57. Glaze you are so right, she is one hot women. She is also way out of your league. Your run at her was to take her to Woodside? Either you don't have a clue or you knew she was out of your league. From what you say, she would have the run of the Palms, Woodside would be a bit quaint to her, don't you think? BTW, rating women on a 1 to 10 scale really turns women off.

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  58. Well that cinches it SME will take anything. 8:40 did you clog it with shit and the pages of his book? !! funny stuff !!

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  59. 3:56, you sir are an artist!!

    Another posting (=fabricated bragging) from Glazer means only that our eyes will glaze over from boredom!
    He's quite similar to Alonzo, both afflicted with that narcissistic personality disorder.
    Why is TKC attracted to this type? Because they make him look like a genius?

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  60. Glazer was known as Booger in high school4/12/13, 9:48 PM

    The king of sting actually is in SME library. You can tell it by the autograph, and dried boogers, and the fact that it was only checked out once, just long enough for glazer to sign it. Glazer has funnel cake, pigs in a blanket and roofie brownies on his club menu.

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  61. Well we know she for sure won't be doing roid boy after the show.

    Rumor has it she is meeting Super Dave

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  62. Tony, do us all a favor and stop posting the long, boring Craig Glazer posts.

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  63. Harley has been conspicuously absent here lately. I guess he's too busy with his atturnies down at the fedural Cort house. Lying sac of shiiit. Wanna meet me in front of Glazers club for a azz whoopin? Ill be the one in a sleeveless t shit and shades holding a newspaper. You bet a hard rains gonna fall, you pathetic sociopath. YouTube Hall and Oates Private Eyes; we know your every move; you done been punked by a girl, you bag of douche.

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  64. Anon 7:37

    You're calling someone else a sociopath? What a douche.

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  65. Glazer man that opening joke you did last night at the club, way over the top. Still love you. Were you doing it for the cameras there? Were they taping you or her? She is truly a beauty. What a body. She rocked the house. I saw Lynn Koplitz there about four months ago, enjoyed her but April is funnier. Are you getting Nikki Glaser? Her show is awesome. I think on MTV. Saw her at the club about a year ago. Bring her back. I read TKC weekly, great stuff. That joke you did, well you got balls. I think.

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  66. Big friday nite for boys on TKC

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  67. Well 8:02 if you had a clue you night understand, but sense you don't then you're clueless is the term used to describe you.

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  68. I have asked before, why all the hate on Glazer? I read him on KCC sometimes. I still don't see what the guy did to any of these attack commenters. They go apeshit on the guy. Seems for little reason. Just my take. Of all the writers on both sites, this guy gets by far the most attention. Kinda odd, the man some hate is 'the man' at least on these sites.

    Who is Harley? Whats the deal on this guy? Strango.

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  69. Oh so 11:34 you're clueless as well?

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  70. The Ghost of the Wishbone4/13/13, 12:34 PM

    If only they would let me talk in court. I could fix it so you all would never ever see Glazer in public again. They'd not only throw away the key, They'd forget where the cell even was.

    People are just so anal about ghosts, but will follow the likes of Alonzo, Tracy Wild, and that Bones chick. Must go, Walt and I going to check out a new place to eat. He is so happy now that he can see again. What do you say to that?

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  71. The
    creeps
    who
    leave
    these
    disgusting
    comments
    have
    no class.
    Who would
    ever write
    comments like
    9:48am
    8:46pm
    3:56pm
    What kind of
    mind would
    write that
    trash about
    another person?
    You people are
    disgusting.
    You are nothing
    but filthy
    douchebags.
    The trash you
    write should
    be edited.
    Who raised you?

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  72. 12:48 where the fuck did you go to school at?

    Who ever raised you is who failed.

    The whole story to begin with was written by a disgusting creep, surly you have read his book and seen all about his court cases.

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  73. 12:48
    Do you know this man?
    Why
    would
    you
    say
    such
    horrible
    things about
    him.
    Did he
    hurt you?
    Did he
    destroy
    something you
    own?
    Did he take something
    from
    you?
    You don't know
    this man.
    What type of
    man would
    put such
    horrible
    language
    on a public
    site?
    I did not
    read his
    book.
    I did not
    see his
    court cases.
    Redemption
    and forgiveness
    are the holy
    way.
    If you do
    know this
    man
    identify
    yourself so
    he can
    defend
    himself.
    You are wrong
    to use this
    type of
    language
    against
    someone you
    never met
    and don't
    know.
    Would your
    children get
    your approval
    to write this
    vulgar language.
    It's terrible
    that people
    attack someone
    they don't know
    then make the
    hideous
    comments
    that this
    website contains.
    Why use foul
    language?
    It's not needed.
    Love the man.
    Love the woman.
    Your heart is
    wrong.
    How can you
    say such things
    to another
    human.
    You are wrong.

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  74. ok this looks like the work of Harley look like shit and smells like it as well.

    so you think people should expose themselves for doing the exact same thing you are doing here but only using different words.

    go away you clown and get the real help it appears from months of seeing you all over the internet and your attempts at writing that you so need. trying to act like glazer and somebody you ain't is getting old.

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  75. If its Harley he does have a good point. I know Glazer from a distance, I delivered beer to Westport and Stanfords, dealt mostly with Jeff and Bennie. Craig was always damn nice to me and everyone I saw around him. I heard shit on him back then but knowing him as I did, the stories just don't fit. I know he was a drug robber, but that was long ago, and had nothing to do with who he is now. He admits his past deeds. I think he and Jeff are pretty good guys. Just from a man who saw them weekly and worked with them. I've seen and met much worse.

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  76. Oh yeah, same guy, they did do a ton to help Westport and some people in need. I saw that too. Just my two cents.

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  77. Tony, please no more Glazer on your blog.

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  78. Look Glazer did back to back one minute apart posts saying how great he is or was or in his mind thinks he is.

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  79. 4:14..you are clearly a lonesome loser..sorry belly boy ..CGs got chunks of wussies like you in his stool..suck on that, weasel.

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  80. Doo Do brain, why would Tony not have this guy on his site. He gets the most interest. He even has yours.

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  81. Glazer is the king! Glazer 2014!

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  82. Saw her show tonight, I was impressed, dirty but very funny, she is a beauty. Packed house.

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  83. Let's exercise our right of free speech to censor free speech? That doesn't make sense, but hey, this is America. It isn't supposed to make sense.

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