Shay Laren And The TKC Link Bust Out

Kansas City mainstream media news links that I've taking a good look at tonight . . .

• A Kansas City robbery story ends with a dude holding an empty wallet
  
  
• Show-Me the beginning of reactionary pushback: Missouri Absentee voting begins today
  
  
• Golden Ghetto Kids Are No Good: OP Police Nab 2 Juveniles In Attempted Break-In
  
  
• Guidelines for your Mexican employees: Yard-Waste Rules Change For Johnson County
  
  
• Show-Me culture and the useless drug war: Police in an eastern Missouri town arrested seven people suspected of making methamphetamine in a building near the police station.
  
  
• Slice of suburban life: Woman stabbed in Platte County apartment
  
  
• The deadly Lawrence music scene: Man sentenced for his role in hip-hop artist's death
  
  
• A free ticket out of town for lucky mutts: Homeless KC dogs head to New York
  
  
• Suburban neglect is so cute: Liberty Police Return Wandering 3-Year-Old Back Home After Spotting Him Walking A Chihuahua
  
  
• Shay Laren is still an internet favorite despite a slightly lowered profile.