TKC BREAKING NEWS!!! MISSOURI DISTRICT 40 RACE CERTIFIED!!! JOHN RIZZO STAYS WINNING!!!



So, the numbers have finally been certified by the KCEB.

In the Missouri House District 40 Race John Rizzo won by three votes and the election is certified.

THIS THING HAS NOW BEEN COUNTED OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND JOHN RIZZO STAYS WINNING!!!

I know it's gonna be hard for some people to move on but switching up the vote at this point has almost no precedent and would be EXTREMELY SURPRISING. I know I'm gonna keep watching the talk on this one because it's always interesting.

However, I should note that holding up Democracy is never a good look.

Developing . . .

Comments

  1. Winner, winner chicken dinner.

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  2. I'm glad to see somebody who has done so much for Northeast win this election. He truly deserves this. He is devoted to making Northeast better and will do a great job.

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  3. hahahaha JJ has to be shitting his pants right now!

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  4. NAME WHAT JJ HAS DONE FOR NORTHEAST?!?! Come on Serrone!

    I heard a rumor Mrs. Burnett spanked you once in school for misbehaving.....wuss.

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  5. Will. Leave it a alone. Work on next election. Be gracious and people will remember.

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  6. John Rizzo has done leaps and bounds more for Northeast than Will "wifebeater" Royster.

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  7. "This thing has been counted over, and over and over" as in once...

    Tony your failure of facts is becoming laughable at this point.

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  8. It has been counted multiple times. You guys can't lie anymore. It's over. Certified, now you can go back to punching your wife and taking your crazy pills Will.

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  9. "Leaps and bounds" is not an answer....give 3 specifics.

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  10. those comments are offensive to wifebeaters everywhere, and i am offended.

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  11. can't call me a wifebeater! I never see her unless its a campaign event! (she smells funny, like musty bar)

    I beat Jarriel but we have a safeword so that makes it legal.

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  12. JJ "Little Jizzo"8/16/10, 2:14 PM

    yep, i just checked with Cocktail Lindsay to make sure, and my dad payed for her law school so she knows. I can beat Jarriel and use safe words. She said "whatever Little Rizzo, just stop calling me"

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  13. i love the pet names we have for each other - me and Lindsay, and me and Jarriel. Jarriel and Lindsay just call each other bad names

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  14. I can't believe people are still screaming about "What has JJ done?"

    Well, let's see; he received more votes than Will Royster...

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  15. El Bobo, its still relevant.....why don't you take a stab at it, you like to pretend to be reasonable, name 3 concrete things he has done to make the NE better

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  16. Stadler, no one EVER answered the questions with solid answers, not even JJ

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  17. Will it's over go out like a gentleman not a crybaby. I voted for you .

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  18. Northeast is a slim pit. I grew up there if Royster has been involved he should have been beat. It makes me cry when I drive there. What they need is action not talk.

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  19. I can't believe someone (and I suspect it's just one person) is still hung up on the homo issue. C'mon. JJ's not interested in you. Get over it.

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  20. Hey stadler, remember to read the whole article before commenting or asking questions.....otherwise you look stupider.

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  21. I agree with Tony on this one fellas; interferring with democracy is not a good thing.

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  22. 2:44pm - where did you grow up? Where did you move to?

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  23. Grew up in Northeast moved to Hyde Park. Actually on Gladstone Blvd. The area is so much a mess now. Someone needs to help it's sad.

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  24. And whoever thinks they certified a 3 vote election without many counts is really dumb.

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  25. They are too busy feeding info to TKC to recount over and over.....though it looks like Tony's info was really bad that he had over the weekend. Great Job Tony!

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  26. That's what I call a kick-ass tipster TKC!

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  27. ElBryan you seem interested in the district and seem to know both candidates. Since running for office 6 years ago, what has John Rizzo actually done for the 40th? Details please.

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  28. I think the last group of people that should be throwing around "wife beater" would be the Rizzos. How many times has Henry used Silvia as a piece of hanging meat? He was doing the Rocky Balboa Training Program there for a while.

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  29. Got more votes than Royster is one. Isn't a Republican is two. And isn't bi polar is three. Oh and doesn't beat his wife

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  30. Loud noises! Loud noises!

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  31. you Rizzo-ites really can't name anything he has done, haha

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  32. Wow! I agree with 5:25pm here. John has always been nice to me but I think the question should not go unanswered. It should come easy to a 6 year candidate; but nobody, not even John himself who is reading and posting here, can list what John Rizzo has done for the 40th District in the six years he has been a candidate.

    That is hilarious.

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  33. The votes have been counted one time. That is what certification means you morons. Tony you are aiding stupidity with your lack of facts.

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  34. Little Rizzo does a lot of community service in the back of his uncles man clubs. Does that count?

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  35. Chris Moreno at work ladies and gentleman.

    I like his can't lose spirit even though he keeps losing.

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  36. John Joseph Rizzo Three Things8/16/10, 5:51 PM

    1. He won the race for Committeeman.

    2. He defeated Will Royster.

    3. He is a community volunteer and even proved Royster wrong when when claimed he wasn't on the board of Truman.

    This kind of political quackery smells like a Moreno.

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  37. Go figure! A TKC tipster has mentioned Chris Moreno's name in yet another comment section! The guy has so many stalkers he needs his own fan club!

    I am beginning to think that either these people are just name droppers or Tony is paying them to drop Moreno's name to attract more traffic.

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  38. Support Northeast Businesses8/16/10, 6:13 PM

    I participate in many community activities and think both candidates are geniunely friendly. With that said, let me repost the question above because even I am laughing now at the fact that John Rizzo's campaign team is posting on here but unable to answer the question.

    "list what John Rizzo has done for the 40th District in the six years he has been a candidate."

    Are these people really going to list running for a committeeman race and winning this election as Numbers 1 and 2? They mentioned being a community volunteer. How so?

    I should remind you that while I genuinely like both people, I am very active in the community and will have no problems correcting the record on any false claims of community volunteer work.

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  39. Chris, desperation is a smell cologne. And you wonder why you have been dumped so often.

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  40. How many prescriptions is Will Royster on? List them.

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  41. These people are seriously in love with that Chris Moreno guy.

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  42. 6:17 desperation is a cold ice cube and you wonder why nobody believes you

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  43. 6:17pm desperation is like a watery ocean.

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  44. "Cassius" desperation is a hot desert and you wonder why nobody takes your firm seriously any longer.

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  45. Desperation is like a basketball that bounces

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  46. Desperation is like solid rock not to be confused with the not solid rock

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  47. Desperation is like a roof on the top of a house. Not to be confused with ........the roof on the bottom of the house.

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  48. Desperation is like sprinkler...that sprinkles the yard.

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  49. I take offense to all the negativity against wife beaters. Gays have their Nambla.org, I want my Nawbla.org (North America Wife-Beatin' Lovin' Association)

    I stand up for the right of all men to abuse their bitches, granted of course that they step outta line. Join the club fellas!

    Gnocchi Face Henry

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  50. Moreno's Stalker8/16/10, 8:13 PM

    I love the way Chris Moreno smiles from a distance. It's like he knows I'm watching and for a second I have a connection to him.

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  51. Desperation is like a self employed marketing consultant who can't name his employer.

    How did you honestly miss that answer Little Johnny?

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  52. For those of you who don't believe i am a closet gay (i just won so i dont care what i say bitches, i am drunk on wine coolers):

    if i am not gay, then why is my favorite dish meatballs and creamy alfredo sauce?!

    NATCH!

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  53. M-m-m-m-myyyyyyyyyy Serrone!

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  54. JJ Loves The Serrone Pony8/16/10, 10:21 PM

    So what if I pose naked online under a fake name? That has nothing to do with my ability to peform my duties. Come visit me in the backroom of my uncles club.

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  55. Will and Chris disgusting. You deserved to lose.

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  56. What a few assholes are in this room. JJ needs to just move on, and he probably has, and letting you whiners stew in your own juices until you find someone else to whine about!

    I'm surprised Tony tolerates you because you're bad for business dudes, assuming he wants to be INFLUENTIAL! but sadly, blogging wouldn't have HITS were it not for you petty assholes.

    Fact is, is blogging relevant WITH you petty assholes? Maybe not. I bet a lot of people who are worthy of being INFUENCED don't come in here because of you low income morons! Like who CARES about what the WANNABEE's think? Definately not people who are in POWER!

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  57. M-m-m-myyyyyyyyy Serrone!

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  58. Well one thing we all know for SURE, since I SQUEAKED BY with such a pathetic margin, I couldn't POSSIBLY have won withoutr the endorsement of TKC and The Star!

    So now whatever comes from my tenure it will be attributable to TKC and The Star!

    Not to worry, though ... I have a great grasp og the complexities of public policy and have an outstanding track record of accomplishment ...

    Bwuahahahahahah!

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  59. In celebration over my three vote certification, I want to let everyone know tomorrow and tomorrow only we will be reducing title loan rates 3% to 997%!!

    That's right! 997% Tomorrow at 4206 Truman Rd! I will even be handing out free buns if you provide the hot dog.

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  60. Moreno's leadership cost Royster 15 percent lead among the Dems who voted against his father, and another 5 percent of Republicans who just wanted to vote for one of their own by voting for Will.

    Congrats Chris. You fucked up.

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  61. Crystal Airwaves - Fuck you.......i am not low income! That's TKC man!

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  62. To JJ's gay stalker--the guy who's been posting all the inanities: He's not into you. Get over it. Go back to your bridge, troll.

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  63. I know he's not into me; He's a bun not a hot dog; i am into him. Every Thursday after Kaoroke at Sidekicks.

    Love me some gay italian cowboy!

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  64. 9:58: Yeah, right. He's not blind. Go back to your bridge.

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  65. m-m-m-myyyyyyyyyyyyyy Serrone!

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