Lady Singer Jewel wrote a tune for this town during her recent visit. She recycles myths about our clean tap water without noting all the sewage in our local creeks and streams thanks to our old and busted infrastructure presided over by ineffectual political leadership.
Still, the Jewel song dedicated to Kansas City is nice and her voice is still sweet.
you're confusing the difference between waste management and drawing water from an aquifer over a hundred feet deep.
ReplyDeleteif you were talking about how that aquifer is fed from an unknown source and that it is mined mercilessly by farmers just to produce shitty corn that we don't even really need then you'd have a beef to pick with our drinking water problems.
in essence your comparison boils down to a guy with ass cancer and you're extrapolating that the guy shouldn't be able to use his mouth to talk or drink water.
muttering shit while a dork strums along does not a song make. can you hum it after the video?
I don't think Tony was making a comparison just pointing out faults like he always does but your clarification is correct.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jewel sucks.
I liked her when she danced on the tables at The Peanut back when she was filming her first movie outside of town.
ReplyDeleteIt's a nice gesture, and Jewell sings pretty... looks good.
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that cowtowners go nuts after the tribute.
Who doesn't love a good strokin' from time to time...
Tony's tribute song to Kansas City:
ReplyDelete"I hate thee with all my heart,
You Chihuahua of the plains
I just drank some brown water
From 31st and Main."
I hate JOCO too, you
#@&%* tijuana wannabe, you..."
Where was I? Oh, yeah...
"I hate you more today than yesterday
but not as much as tomorrow."
I hate myself more, though.
C'mon gringos, put your hands together!
(interlude):
Hey, Ma, can I borrow a hundy to go play with
Hearne and Craig tonight?
I hate myself for liking this tribute as well. Somebody actually sat down and wrote a song about TKC. Thank you Internets.
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