I hate to be a superficial blogger but there's a hot mess on local TV right now that I find completely unacceptable.
ERIN LITTLE IS MAYBE THE BIGGEST LADY ON LOCAL TELEVISION RIGHT NOW!!!
It's distracting. I know that not so long ago KMBC was in trouble because the older ladies in their news stable claimed discrimination. Maybe the station is just trying to prove a point.
Nevertheless, I'm just looking out for the well-being of a formerly hot blonde lady.
Little has definitely let herself go.
It's not pretty to look at, and being pretty is the most important thing for any female news lady. It's not just her gut either, Little once graced the tube with slight, delicate features and now her mug looks more like a linebacker on close-up.
I know some women attempt to say that male newsies are allowed to age and looks aren't the determining factor for their employment . . . However . . . This is just ridiculous.
Sure, I've heard jokes like, "She's not that Little anymore! HAR!!" But now I'm taking it seriously.
I'm thinking about having an intervention for Little, because over the last 8 months she has completely fallen apart and her body has been ravaged as if it was host to a destructive parasite. I just can sit here silently while a former blonde beauty is beset by tragedy. Join TKC in calling for Erin Little to get hot again.
It's not too late.
You're a fucking idiot!!! She is PREGNANT you ignorant fucktard! Oh it's ok for newsmen to be balding with jowls and a huge paunch but not ok for a woman to be pregnant on the air? Well FUCK YOU!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTKC, ummmm...you are such an antagonist! You are the new Rush Limbaugh of blogging! Or else you are insensitive. Erin, he knows you are pregnant and is just seeing how many people will come to your defense.
ReplyDeleteThis has to be a joke. Nobody is so stupid/out of it to complain about a pregnant woman's appearance changing. I don't know Erin Little, being a Katie Horner watcher myself, but as a father and grandfather, I know there is nothing more beautiful than a pregnant woman.
ReplyDeleteThis whole post must be a joke, like Swift's essay on eating Irish babies. Tony is just too esoteric or subtle for normal readers to understand. That must be it. He cannot be serious.
pregnant blonds = YUMMMMMMYYYY!!!!! FTW!!!
ReplyDeletePeople said that about your mom so many decades ago, as you said, 'she's hosting a destructive parasite."
ReplyDeleteBoy were people RIGHT ABOUT THAT! (grin)
Thanks for the setup... no I couldn't resist, T. You were probably anxious to see if I was the first to use it! har har.
I really hope you are kidding with this post, because even I know Erin Little is preggers. Has it been that long since you last watched channel 9 news?
ReplyDeleteIs this post some sort of joke? Can Tony really be this obtuse? YES HE CAN.
ReplyDeleteNo doubt Tony learned via TKC Tipsters that Erin had her baby/babies, but the Littles don't want it made public yet so TKC is just joking around like this before he posts the big exclusive. That's my guess.
ReplyDeleteI hope this pregnancy does not end up changing her blonde pubes to some shit-brown color. It is so sad when that happens.
ReplyDeleteYou're an ASSHOLE Tony! She has an excuse - she's PREGNANT - what's yours?
ReplyDeleteFunnier than all is all you numbnut dunces who don't realize Tony intended a complete provocateur, Andy Kauffman-esque new-media kerfuffle to ensue from something that a reasonable person would spot as jesting and satire from the first syllable.
ReplyDeleteTony was born ugly.
ReplyDeleteThat's his excuse.
Its not his fault.
CLOSE THE BORDERS NOW CAMPAIGNER.
OPEN THE BORDERS NOW
ReplyDeleteI just can't stand Canadians. Jerry Agar taught me that. Chicago radio stations ran that libertarian talker out of town, he went back to Canada to lecture THEM, now I think we need to put him on our watch list. Not Listen list, we've had enough of that. But I want that nutcase banned from the country.
ReplyDeleteAnd You byron, Need to be sent to Gitmo for treason.
Advocating an open border policy is not treason.
ReplyDeleteIt's insanity. Why would you advocate a virtual joining of this country with one off the poorest countries on the planet... we don't share language or culture.
ReplyDeleteWhat sneaking across has cost the Mexicans to be slave wage workers who cannot afford to participate on the standards required in this country related to self support, health care or most anything else.
It's a dumb idea all around, no one's going to go for it anymore than we're going to open up our gates at JFK to anybody who comes in on a plane.
You're wasting our time.
NAFTA!
ReplyDeleteIch habe nicht Lust vorzugeben, dass ich englisch bin.
ReplyDeleteShe is pregnant you dumbass! And still hotter than any ass you will ever get! LOSER!
ReplyDeleteHEY VIRGIN....That's what happens when grown ups have sex.
ReplyDeleteYou fucking crack me up!
ReplyDeleteTrue, most of today's mothers-to-be tend to keep the weight gain to a minimum.
She has put on a lot of fat not attributable just to carrying a baby. Unfortunately in her business her shelf life is short. She will be at a disadvantage if she doesn't slim down. Maybe she can take a cue from crazy Katie Horner and act all freaked out and hyper when those white things called CLOUDS appear in the sky!
Good luck Erin, you beautiful mamma. Keep walking, it will help when you finally deliver.
Tony- did you have some sort of bet as to how many people would take this seriously? Or just bored? Whatever you were smoking when you had the idea to rif on this must be good shit...
ReplyDeleteThe 'eight months' and 'parasite' lines were excellent and should have been a tip-off to most anybody with a brain. (That explains why Radioman didn't get it...)
And my guess is that Leigh Ann is right...
Thanks for the laugh...
ROTF!
ReplyDeleteOh how I've missed you, my precious!
yeah she is pretty fat
ReplyDeleteShe's still bigger than a house.
ReplyDeleteBut look at her now. She is the foxiest on the station. She has lost wait and looks really fine. Makes me horny looking at her.
ReplyDeleteShe is adorable,unlike some of these comments
ReplyDeleteTony is a fat, poor, ugly loser who admittedly lives in his parents' basement. Erin Little is a gorgeous, talented, well-paid meteorologist. That is all.
ReplyDeleteHot
ReplyDeleteStill hot :)
ReplyDeletePlease bring Joe Nichols back He is the best along with Busby the best weathercaster channel 9 has Both the lady ones are too much alarmist and are usually wrong They sound like Katie Horner used to sound
ReplyDeleteYeah, she is so 'Huge' that she is invited to be the Guest Weather Anchor on GMA!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to you Erin and Happy Mother's Day!
To see her transformation is nothing short of amazing! She's beautiful again
ReplyDeleteHer transformation is nothing short of amazing! She's beautiful again!
ReplyDeleteBut is she knocked up again.....looking like it. But nothing has been said.....
ReplyDeleteBut is she knocked up again.....looking like it. But nothing has been said.....
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