Thanks to one of the GREATEST ALL TIME TKC READERS I am now in the possession of a Kansas City Mayor Mark Funkhouser Bobblehead Made for McFadden's KC.
The bobblehead isn't even available very widely yet and the gift will definitely keep on giving.
This could be the best Hanukkah Ever!!! And I guess this is the right time to wish all of my Jewish readers a Happy Holiday . . . This blog will hopefully feature more hotass Jewish broads in the next few days.
Now, as my mitzvah for all TKC Readers . . . I'm gonna put my little Mayor Funky in as many compromising positions as I can think of . . . but I need a bit more help. To wit . . .
PLEASE COMMENT WITH APPROPRIATE POSES FOR MINI MAYOR FUNKY!!!
I'm have a few choice potholes on local streets where mini-Mayor Funky might wanna pay a visit but after that I'm out of ideas . . . TKC readers are rather creative so I want to hear what you d-bags devise.
What about Funky using it to give himself a prostate exam this time. That would explain the look on his face because he has his head up his ass.
ReplyDeleteHow about his staffers leaning in front of him and......no forget about it. Everyone's already seen that pose.
ReplyDeleteYou can put it in your bum bum
ReplyDeleteGloria said that bobble head is good to me. Do me little bobble head.
ReplyDeleteWha? Tony I don't really want to know where you're putting that thing.
ReplyDeletesquid sells them on the corner of 21st and Troost. she said just put him where you want him and then slap his little feet that head will oooooooh.
ReplyDeletestring it up with a nice noose :)
ReplyDeletebob jones shoes of course. Take a shot of him peeking out of a pair of the biggest earth shoes you can find.
ReplyDeletehow about mini funk peeking out from the Squid's butt crack? wouldn't be far from real life...
ReplyDeleteanyone have a picture of her butt crack?
That BITCH of mine has reduced me to this. Mark KC's first Bobble head mayor. She tells me what to do and I just bobble my big head.
ReplyDeletejewish girls = FTF!!!! (Fun To Fuck)
ReplyDeletePerhaps you can add facial acne and wire frame glasses? That would make the bobblehead more recognizable as Mark.
ReplyDeleteIf you want to really egg people on, you might attach an miniature octopus over the bobbelheads privates :)
We saw The Funk at Oak Park today, buying jewelry. As always, he was easy to spot, even in a shoulder-to-shoulder crowd of 82,000.
ReplyDeleteNext time Tony do a count of how many in KC hate those two ugly MF's.
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