I wish this EXCLUSIVE photo of Gloria Squitiro came from a TKC Tipster but it doesn't . . . This is photo is courtesy of a "friend" of the Co-Mayor on Facebook who was excited about our first lady's fashion sense and inspired to share the
I'm not gonna lie . . . Despite the strangeness of her outfit, I think Kansas City's Mayoral Queen Bee looks good in purple. Unfortunately, there's nothing really shocking about the image other than the fact that a lady with such a
WTF?
ReplyDeletewho cares?
ReplyDeleteYou've got a jones about em... guess this is how you keep city hall readership up? pathetic
ReplyDeleteSweet Tony, I think you are trying to be nice.
ReplyDeleteYOU SUCK
That's the most flattering picture I've ever seen of her.
ReplyDeleteKansas City really is a shithole cowtown.
ReplyDeleteThat's what a crazy person wears.
ReplyDeleteMayor's wife - bag lady
ReplyDeleteKinda like one of those optical illusions, it just depends on your vantage point.
okay, this is just tacky "piling on". Fun, sure, but tacky.
ReplyDeleteWe should stick to the issues of the recall and legitimate complaints & criticisms of how the Funk isn't running the city and City Hall.
does she squirt
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she still has the list of lawfirms that she visited while trying to get pro bono work on the EEOC lawsuit. Or maybe the first copies of the campaign financial forms. I wonder how many rewrites she did before she turned them over to the Ethics Commission? She sure as hell did not let the campaign treasurer get a look. Can't wait for his DEPO! He has a tale to tell. Could be what she put in that huge bag.
ReplyDeleteBut WTF? She has a friend. With pictures like this I'd call her a frienemy.
Gloria dear, that hat is not fierce.
ReplyDeletelove the bag, not feeling the hoodie or hat.
ReplyDeleteBarney?
ReplyDeleteCute, but you can't fool us, Tony. I recognize Flo from the drag shows at Missie B's when I see him.
ReplyDeleteIt looks her future son-in-law is dressing GS up. How could you not want a sweet church going lady wearing purple to be banned from the Mayor's office???
ReplyDeleteWas that picture taken 16 years ago?
ReplyDeleteLooks like the 'first lady' has had a little work done.
ReplyDeleteHmmmm ... did we ever find out where the missing campaign funds were spent?
Honey I know, I know, I know times are changing
ReplyDeleteIts time we all reach out 4 something new
That means u 2
U say u want a leader
But u cant seem 2 make up your mind
I think u better close it
And let me guide u 2 the purple reign
She never meant 2 cause u any sorrow
She never meant 2 cause u any pain
She only wanted 2 one time see u laughing
She only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple reign
She actually looks better than most women her age in this shitheel town. Which is just an extremely sobering and sad statement.
ReplyDeleteBut can she get into the P&L District?
ReplyDeleteSay it with me: Slow news day!
ReplyDeleteBoth Gloria and her spouse look better with their mouths shut. They are in profound need of cosmetic dentistry. Gloria could drop a few(?) pounds for her health and our eyes.
ReplyDeleteA hoodie is a step up for her. How grotesquely sad.
ReplyDeleteBut on the brighter side, she can download a funkhouser recall petition and walk her neighborhood gathering signatures! Nobody would bother her in that get-up.
www.funkhouserrecall.com
with that huge bag, why is she carrying her eyeglass case?
ReplyDeleteI like the idea of a hat as it keeps me warm, but I am not loving the style. Did she shop the Plaza for this look?
ReplyDeleteL-O-Funking-L
ReplyDeleteWas that picture even taken in KC?? Looks like Brooklyn to me (or at least some city with brownstones). Secondly, what the hell are those wires doing on the handles of of her purse - is she sportin' a wire for the FBI?? Maybe going to visit someone in Jeff City.
ReplyDeleteStop Talking about Bald Spots
ReplyDeleteThat bitch just escaped from the home for crazys. Crazy ass bitch.
ReplyDeleteI'm amazed her face isn't bruised if she's been walking. That fat ass/hips sure bounces a lot.
ReplyDeletedat bitch ho look STOOOOOOOPID!!!!
ReplyDeleteNow she's a writer? A little like Erma Bombeck with a David Sedaris edge? As far as I could tell, both Erma and David had/have incredible senses of humor, wit and insight. Calling African American women Bernie Mac and Mammy is not funny nor witty. However it will be expensive.
ReplyDeleteKansas City's own BAG LADY. This would be more than I could take. She is obviously out of it all the time.
ReplyDelete