Local Photographer Takes TKC To Task!!!

Damn it, I hate it when I'm wrong . . . But it happens all the time.

A couple of days ago, some engagement photos caught me in a bad mood . . . I might have been thinking about my many ex-girlfriends who (quizzically) begged me to marry them and how they are ALL better off without me OR I might have just needed to take a dump.

It doesn't matter . . . I lashed out at the insidious Wedding-Industrial-Complex with a slew of race-bating, hateful and bitter words.

P. Binder, one of Kansas City's best photogs, has taken the time to correct me and to illustrate with his portfolio the many ways in which I was mistaken.

The shots he presents clearly demonstrate that not all engagement photos are undertaken by d-bags. In fact, some of them, like the shot featured above of some broad pushing a car . . . Are quite gully.

No, it's not quite the Jon Stewart vs. Jim Cramer debate that every media watcher desperately clinging onto 29 is touting and linking.

But as a child of divorce who pretty much hates everything related to big, fancy weddings . . . I appreciate having my perceptions realigned. And while I doubt I'll ever have the cash to get married (or an agreeable 22 year-old Southeast Asian Mail-Order Bride), IF I DID . . . I'd totally hire this guy to capture my beloved future bride simultaneously giving me a sponge bath and cooking for me as a testament to our commitment. Hell, I might even crack a smile.