The only thing I do with Myspace is reject friend requests from crappy Kansas City bands . . . Luckily, Alonzo Washington is putting the social networking site to better use.
A local fugitive recently contacted Mr. Washington via Myspace in order to get help turning himself over to the authorities.
Once again, Mr. Washington's use of the Internet trumps what most bloggers are doing and offers a sight glimpse of hope that the Internets can be used for something other than political diatribes or bad dating choices.
this guy is a total poser!
ReplyDeleteAnd how many fugitives have surrendered themselves to you?
ReplyDeleteHow many have actually surrended to this poser! All he does is show up at a crime scene so he can say he was there and then takes credit for everything!
ReplyDeleteCriminals no better to surrender to me....I get a little cranky when a loser thief comes near me. I think they should ship them all off to a Gitmo sytle prison and let them eat dirt for the rest of their lives!
You must be sucking Alonzo's dick.
ReplyDeleteWhy the hate against Alonzo. He gets involved when other people don't and the story clearly says that the fugitive used turned himself in using Myspace. I guess people don't like reading the facts in the articles.
ReplyDeleteIs that guy a wax figure or what? Ease up on the pomade, homie.
ReplyDeleteEven a blind pig finds a truffle now and then.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start a myspace page for criminals to turn themselves in. I will lure them in, get their address and send the SWAT after them. I will arrive early to see the fireworks though!
ReplyDeleteI should be able to lure them in with a free gift basket from Wal-Mart and a 5 dollar phone card so they can call there lawyer!
Congratulations to Alonzo. His hard work is appreciated by people who care about Kansas City.
ReplyDeleteHi Alonzo,
ReplyDeleteMy name's Noah, and I'm from The CEOs. You know, that rock band from Kansas City. Well ya man, we were just wondering when you'd accept our friendship on MySpace.
You're awesome, man. And so special.
Signed,
Frustrated I'm Not Getting Enough Attention
Alonzo is keepin it real with his war on crime.....
ReplyDeleteUs, as in "people" should really try to refocus our thoughts on things like: When God comes back am i going to heaven for my good deeds. We are so caught up on how we look, who's doin who, vanity: trying to be the pretties or the flyes, or have the coldest rims, who we havin sex with, what labels we poppin......what happened to us supporting one another in the efforts of making our community better. Even if he is just showing up, at least he IS showing up. No one is God, therefore cannot throw a stone at the other. My question is: where will you be when Jesus comes and asks you: WHO you are?? or will he say: Part from me....I NEVER KNEW YOU. Everyone blogging please think about this message and BE BLESSED. ;0)
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