Note: I wrote this post while doing a Cindy Crawford imitation and putting a piece of pepperoni on my upper lip to approximate her trademark mole. Remember "House of Style" anybody??? That show was cool four about 3 minutes that usually involved swimsuits. Additional note: Pizza is not a toy. Now onto the KC model profile . . .
Local model Aja Erhardt is a stunning beauty who also doubles as a local bartender. At just 27 years-old, she's putting together a really great looking portfolio of shots that also feature some cool images of KC's rail road tracks.
Look for big things from the local model who incorporates a lot of fun into her work.
Also, the shot featured directly above is classic . . . Even though it's probably some Halloween or low-budget movie get up I still think everyone who posts photos of themselves online should have at least one image that doesn't capture them looking their best . . . Lord knows that on the rare chance when the public sees celebrities without their make-up, it's usually a freak show.
I'd hit it.
ReplyDeleteI'd hit it Steely Dan style. That means with a lot of sweet jazz-funk and a horn section in the background.
ReplyDeleteGet some kleenex and clean those stains off of your monitor.
ReplyDeletetap-o-matic.
ReplyDeleteYou're slipping, Tony. This one is kind of plain, but the ink is pretty badass.
ReplyDeleteHopefully, she isn't as psycho as the last one you selected.
Why does every single one of these sluts have to be photographed in the same 2 square block area in the West Bottoms? Jesus f'ing Christ! The 'Bottoms have been done already.
ReplyDeleteThe juxtaposition of your feminine beauty against the gritty decay of post-industrial America does not make you any less likely to get herpes in Westport next Friday night.
I wish I could get herpes from her in Westport...
ReplyDeletethat's me, it's not my fault the photographers use the same locations. i've only been doing this for 3 weeks, I'M NOT A SLUT, FUCK YOU, YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!! i never asked to be the model of the moment, and i hate westport!!
ReplyDelete11:27 c'mon. This broads is hot. I was busy looking at those legs while you were checking out train tracks.
ReplyDeleteThis one isn't too bad. Good face, nice body. A pity about those horrible tattoos, why spraypaint on top of a Monet?
ReplyDeleteShe gets a 8.5-9 on my bell curve value of hotness, including a reduction for the tat.
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to Aja: don't get upset. Model of the week gets picked apart with a fine tooth comb and people are usually mean (usually in jest).
I'll go ahead and tell you this since you are only 3 weeks a model and you appear to have a good look: You are 'cutest girl in the bar hot' but not 'model hot' yet. Losing 15 lbs will make the clothes drape better on your body, especially with the square shoulders popular with models now. If you aren't going to try high-fashion, no need to lose the weight you look fine. (They really do look for human clothes hangers).
Have fun with the pics and don't cheap on the pours.
aja here
ReplyDeletei'm doing this for fun, i'm not trying to be a model. losing 15lb will make my clothes too big, they fit fine. i'm not trying to be "model hot" i am who i am and this shit is fucked up. it seems this site is only here to pick apart real people.
i'm a bartender, not a supermodel hopeful. bite me
i think that she is a beautiful woman just the way she is. all you d-bags can just eat one if you think otherwise.
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