It's (not so) grrrrrrrreat! Or "Why they hate us"

Kansas City will soon be home to a monument to American consumerism other than I-35 South. Construction began last week on the Advertising Icon Museum, which is scheduled to open in September 2007 as part of a $100 million mixed-use development.

The Advertising Icon Museum, founded by Robert Bernstein, will be located on the west side of the historic Country Club Plaza in Kansas City. Bernstein (Tall Israeli) is the founder of KC based ad agency Bernstein-Rein where he not only invented the Happy Meal for McDonald's in 1976 but also created a business that could transform a woman who majored in Marketing at KU into a complete whore in less than two years.

Actually, a museum is a great place for most advertising nowadays considering that a growing number of people are able to zap though it and the remaining chumps are too poor to buy anything. Anymore, the only thing that modern advertising is good for is making teenage girls puke because they feel too fat and showing all the poor people in this country the lifestyle they'll never attain without murdering people or some small portion of their soul.