Krazy Kris Kobach

Kansas blog “Fire Dennis More” reports that Kris Kobach is considering a run for Governor in the Sunflower State. I didn’t know that being the biggest asshole in the four state area was a qualification for the position. Other than hating Mexicans there’s not a lot that Kobach can run on. He was overwhelmingly spanked by Dennis Moore in an election that begrudgingly made me admit that white people aren’t all that bad. Since then, he has appeared on the O’Riley Factor and been spotted hanging out with Dick Cheney. I guess the guy is all about winning hearts and minds, making friends with a falafel misusing pervert and the nation’s worst war profiteer.

Anyway, this is a bad idea. The President has an all time low approval rating and the situation in Iraq seems to be worsening. Apparently, the Republican strategy of tax cuts and war mongering hasn’t exactly panned out and been outright shitty as far as gas prices are concerned. As a brief aside, if Iraq isn’t a war for oil . . . would somebody please start one? I’d be okay with civil war and killing brown women and children if gas could get back under a dollar. Hell, I might even encourage you to send your first born child to lose limbs in the conflict.

Anyway, Kobach is a polarizing figure with all of the charisma of a colonoscopy. Kansans were right to bitchslap him back into university life. I hate the guy so much it’s hard to put into words, if I ever see him I’m afraid I might go apeshit and kick his ass on general principal. (You can only talk so much shit about Mexicans until you have to answer for it) I only wish he could be satisfied with being a law professor at UMKC and not taking his bullshit outside the classroom.