Mething around in Prairie Village

I wonder if Prairie Village Meth comes with a bow? Is it overpriced? I bet you can't get Prairie Village Meth around the holidays. All of the dentists in KC live in Prairie Village, so are meth addicts in that part of town better protected against the rotting teeth that accompany Meth Mouth? Finally, if the women of Independence, MO often turn to prostitution in order to subsidize their Meth addiction . . . Are suburban Prairie Village moms out there selling their booty as well. If so, for the love of God, please tell me where!!!