Grandma was Guilty

Shocking, but that old lady who the KCPD worked over had it coming to her.

The couple at the center of a taser dispute learned their fate Wednesday. 67-year-old Louise Jones and 76-year-old husband Fred Jones both received a year of probation, after being found guilty of resisting arrest and attempting to injure an officer.

I feel so much safer now that the KCPD is empowered to beat the shit out of Grandmas across the city. Because we all know that it's Grandmas behind the recent crime wave. No more will this city have to suffer under the tyranny of chocolate chip cookies and hugs. The KCPD is now sanctioned by the courts to keep Grandmas at bay. Those sneaky little bitches, you never know what they're holding underneath those shawls. Drug dealers and drive-by shooters beware, the KCPD is kicking granny ass and now they're coming after you. Eventually.