Monday, February 08, 2010

Countdown To Kansas City Love Day!!!



This is my favorite time of year. Forget all of the ice, snow and gray weather and hard feelings.

IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY IN KANSAS CITY!!!

Sadly, no one loves or cares about me and I live in my mom's basement . . . But I'm an optimist by nature and therefore I want to celebrate the romance of two of Kansas City's favorite hipsters.

While Nadia Pflaum is down to writing only a few things for The Pitch every now and then, she is every place that's trendy in Kansas City and doesn't seem desperate at all to hold on to her late 20s. Often times, KC's premiere fashion designer Sike is accompanying his lady friend.

So, because I really want to turn the corner and lift people up in this cowtown during this drab time of year . . . I'm celebrating the love of two local hipsters who are much better, brighter and happier than TKC.

See, I'm not afraid to mend fences and show some love. Natch.

Moving Beyond The PTA

KC Black Churches Respond To HIV/AIDS

An important story from KCUR: "African Americans make up about 13% of the area's population but account for almost half of newly diagnosed HIV cases, according to the local health department." The story details a grassroots effort to stop the spread of the virus.

The TKC Monday Evening Link Serving



Just a few links I was thinking about this evening . . .

  • Local movie chain moves ahead: AMC Entertainment swings to profit on 3-D, IMAX demand

  • JoCo IDs: Merriam police ID hit-and-run victim, suspect

  • Nick Sloan High Art news: KCK Downtown Artwalk this Friday

  • Help wanted in the suburbs: Meals On Wheels Needs Volunteers In Liberty

  • High Rolling across The State Line Almost here: KCK Casino Expecting a Go-Ahead

  • Neighborhood streets still ignored: Road Crews May Have Busy Night

  • WDAF: Five-Year-Old Killed In Fire After Playing With Candle

  • Highway tragedy: One Dead In Crossover Accident on 152 Highway

  • JoCo Education Problems Too: Shawnee Mission Schools Face Budget Cuts

  • MTV reality "star" is on The Plaza Right NOW!!! I'm still not going but it's a fun fact.

  • Padma Lakshmi pics for dinner, or something.
  • Catholic Key Calls Google Ad "Pro Life"

    The local Catholic Key blog has an interesting take on a search engine ad during The Superbowl that falls in line with their world view and ignores all of the funny and pervy stuff in the Google recommended searches terms.

    The Best Tag In JoCo

    Happy in Bag captures all of the contradictions in Jackson County incredibly summed up in one awesome license plate.

    TKC Confirmed!!! Chamber Backs E-Tax!!!



    Sometimes, I amaze myself . . . In early January KICKASS TKC TIPSTERS noted that the E-Tax was going to be endorsed by The Chamber of Commerce In opposition to Mayor Funky.
    "AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS ADVISE READERS OF THIS BLOG THAT THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE WILL WEIGH IN WITH ANOTHER OPINION ON THE E-TAX SOME TIME SOON!!!

    I'm guessing that Mayor Funky won't like what they have to say . . . Then again, the Mayor is so totally focused on re-election . . . And critics say he's using his office to than end . . . That I doubt he has time to notice what anyone else in this cowtown is thinking."
    Today that endorsement of the E-Tax by the Chamber has come to pass according to some awesome reporting by Dave Helling.

    It's a good step forward for a progressive tax and against the JoCo vampires who are content to feed off of K.C. proper. Also, it's yet another indication that Mayor Funky has absolutely no support from the business community in Kansas City along with the fact that the move is a slap in the face to the Mayor who offered his endorsement of the Sinquefield effort.

    Another Slick Funkhouser Street Fail



    So, I thought they were making a big deal about preparing for the snowfall?

    With shovels ready . . . It looks like Kansas City was once again slow to prepare for the ice and sleet. Downtown and midtown are awash in minor fender benders and in the late, late afternoon I notice that salt trucks are finally making a first round through Kansas City streets . . . Once again, neighborhood roads are being left to fend for themselves.

    Important fact . . . Politicos who spin this as an attack against people who work the salt trucks and plows are being purposefully misleading . . . There is NOBODY who is saying the guys on the street aren't doing a good job, but the planning COMING FROM CITY HALL is suspect when people are sliding all over the place and it's much less then Kansas City was expecting from a Mayor who promised "A City That Works."

    Presenting Federation Of Horsepower

    Outside Missie B's Rape Allegation

    ​Plog: A 35-year-old man claims he was raped outside of Missie B's nightclub at 39th and Southwest Trafficway Saturday evening.

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! NORTHLAND TROY SCHULTE FANS WANT TO KEEP THE SMELL OF GLORIA SQUITIRO'S FEET AWAY FROM THE ACTING CITY MANAGER!!!



    There's an internal struggle going on right now in the Kansas City political scene that not many people want to acknowledge but it may determine the course of the next mayoral election.

    KANSAS CITY NORTHLAND POLITICOS WANT TO DISTANCE ACTING CITY MANAGER TROY SCHULTE FROM THE FAILED ADMINISTRATION OF CO-MAYORS FUNKY AND SQUITIRO!!!

    By all accounts, Troy Schulte is a skilled City Hall worker with a solid rep. Even Former City Manager Wayne Cauthen's supporters expressed a bit of relief that Schulte was taking over the job.

    City Hall insiders know that Schulte's role had to be secured by The Council in order to garner enough "YES" votes to oust Cathen . . . Which included the Mayor's voice at the last minute.

    But now as Mayor Funky desperately reaches for re-election there's an interesting divide between The Northland and The Mayor that has heretofore gone untold.

    GLORIA SQUITIRO IS DOING HER BEST TO CLAIM SCHULTE'S REPUTATION IN SERVICE OF THE MAYOR'S REELECTION CAMPAIGN!!! AND NOW SHE'S GETTING SOME PUSHBACK!!!

    In the pivotal Darla Jaye Interview Gloria Squitiro called Schulte "The Mayor's City Manager."

    In a recent newsletter Squitiro seemingly referred to Schulte as part of the Mayor's "new team" and touted the Mayor's pathetic tag-a-long role on a bond rating tour in order to duck tragic KC statistical data that revealed his complete lack of leadership.

    A chat with a Northland politico revealed the strategy to me as the Co-Mayor effort to ride "on the coattails of competence."

    From what I hear Schulte lives in the Northland and the contingent that put him in office definitely makes their home across the river . . . So it's interesting that the group who put this power play together now no longer sees the Mayor as necessary to their success. More importantly, among Kansas City politicos the word is out: Schulte isn't the Mayor's homeboy.

    Look for astute Mayoral Candidates to ingratiate themselves to goodwill Schulte has going for him in the Northland as the Mayor and his shoeless wife desperately cling to any semblance of credibility they can find.

    The Downfall of Journalism, Advertorials And The Kansas City Free Press Operation



    Last week a great many of you d-bags doubted me when I offered evidence of a connection between hipster website The Kansas City Free Press and a local advertising agency.

    Unfortunately, most of you bags didn't even do a Google Search before attempting to stand up for some all-white web page that seems to be dedicated to substituting advertisements for news. Remember, I provided Whois Data for KCFP dude Jeff Henry and so many anony Internet nitwits said it was just a coincidence . . . But in an effort to stand up for middle-class white people you bags didn't even check the dude's online profile on the site in question.
    "Jeff Henry moved to Kansas City in 1995 to finish his English degree, and study art and design, at Avila college. While attending Avila he worked at The Pitch, where he first became interested in the weekly alternative news format. In 1999 Henry founded BIGSHOT™ Interactive, which has grown from a one-man design shop in the back of a West Plaza rental to a full-service digital agency situated in the heart of Kansas City's Rivermarket. Ten years later, with the marketing and technology support of BIGSHOT™, he found himself in perfect position to get back to the alternative news format and launched KCFreePress.com — an online only, hyper-local news portal — with Executive Editor Jay Senter and Editor-in-Chief Lucas Wetzel. Henry lives in Brookside with his wife, Paula, his son, Hubert, their dog, Stella, and their cat, Peaches."
    So there it is . . .

    IN MY OPINION, KANSAS CITY FREE PRESS IS NOTHING MORE THAN AN ADVERTISING AGENCY IN DISGUISE!!!

    Are they hurting anybody? Nope. Lame advertorial-like content has been around for years.

    Are they breaking the law? Not at all.
    Here's a hint: The FTC has no idea what rules they will settle on when it comes to blogger sponsorship schemes.

    I'm simply the messenger of a fact that wasn't very highly publicized by Kansas City Free Press fanboys . . . The online "experiment" is yet another ad scheme in my opinion and if the connections to ad companies are going to be noted in the correct context.

    Now, I realize the fact that it took some serious Latino/Westside investigative reporting to uncover this bit of corporate subterfuge might but unsettling to some . . . But it represents the real freedom of the Internet.

    While my opinions and photos of hotass bikini models chase away advertisers and sponsors . . . More enterprising party-goers are looking toward merging entertainment news and advertising. It's a viable profit model and I don't really have a really have problem with it . . . It's just a shame that so many people ignore the inevitable combination of editorial content and advertising in the midst of the decline of dead tree media.

    "The Glorioso Emails"

    Joe Miller catches a veteran political consultant doing all thing things we assume veteran political consultants do i.e. gossiping with elected officials. Still, the way Miller writes it up and makes it seem even more sinister is definitely worth a read.

    OVERLAND PARK JOGGER WHIPPED!!!

    Crime Scene KC reports things are getting colder in JoCo: Jogger says he was literally whipped in Overland Park.

    The Kansas Casino Background Check

    The Star: "The Kansas Racing and Gaming Commission is scheduled Friday to consider a background report on Kansas Entertainment LLC. It wants to build the casino at Kansas Speedway, a NASCAR track in the Kansas City area."

    It's important to make sure the corporate interests that will most likely cause more bankruptcies in KCK have a clean record.

    Just Another Manic Monday



    Okay, d-bags . . . In most of my photos my eyes are half closed and I look like I'm high . . . I'm really just bored.

    Anyhoo, I actually think this is a good photo of Kansas City's Republican Machiavelli Jeff Roe. And c'mon most of the anony bags trolling the Internet wouldn't stand up to a second of scrutiny endured by a local public figure.

    I'm running today's photo of Jeff Roe because it features the guy in a laid back pose that should remind us to take it easy this week and realize The White Man's Burden is nothing more than a racist myth.

    To wit and once again, Manic Monday by the Bangles is my song for the morning.

    From The K.C. Call: Family Of A Young Gunshot Victim Still Looks For Answers

    The Call: Family Questions Incidents Surrounding Death Of 16-Year-Old

    Brownback Stands Up For Israel

    Sen. Sam Brownback will be honored with the Mordechai Award at the 13th Purim Gala Sunday, Feb. 21, at the Lodge at Ironwoods, 14701 Mission Road . . . For more details check the Kansas City Jewish Chronicle.

    Anti-Latino Sentiment Is Acceptable



    Here's one more reason to laugh when Joe-College goes under . . . He's apparently propagating ethnic stereotypes aimed at Latinos via one of his unfunny t-shirts.
    The "slam directed at Kansas State head basketball coach Frank Martin.

    Martin, who is of Latin (Cuban) descent, is highlighted in a T-shirt saying, "Frank Martin Mows My Lawn."
    Bit of clarification here, it's not racist because Latinos aren't a race. Latinos can be Black, White, Mestizo, Native, Asian or whatever racial category officials devise to keep minorities and poor people out of college.

    The point is that I used to feel sorry for this t-shirt selling d-bag profiting off of young people who don't know that money shouldn't be wasted on slogans . . . Now, I couldn't care less when he goes bankrupt.

    A Just A Bit Of Local Business Speak: "Pursue the Goal Not the Method"

    Chris Brogan is a big time business speak, consultant dude . . . As he leaves Kansas City after a gig he writes a motivational blog post that's probably the most optimistic thing I've read since I ran out of toilet paper and had to use an old issue of Cosmo laying around a lady friend's bathroom. Anyhoo, somehow I have this guy's book and his big blog following has inspired me to read it right after I finish playing video games.

    Derrick Thomas Chiefs Tribute

    Chiefs Blog: Today marks the 10-year anniversary of Derrick Thomas’ tragic passing at Jackson Memorial Hospital in Miami, Florida.

    Mary Sanchez and Strip Club Politics



    In yet another meandering missive Mary Sanchez opines on recent strip club legislation despite the fact that she probably hasn't frequented one of the establishments. On the bright side, I'm not aware of any other career opportunities for professional Latinas with a passion for nice clothes and propensity to serve as window dressing.

    Kansas City Mini D-bag Wins Contest

    Congratulations to a local douche for enduring 555.5 hours with the top down in his Mini, winning a trip to Oxford, England, to visit the Mini plant and providing yet another reason to hate middle-class people in Kansas City.

    Jackson County Promises A "New & Improved" Never-Ending Drug War!!!

    The Star: "COMBAT anti-drug program improving accountability, expanding its reach" Avoiding substance abuse simply to outsmart the Prison Industrial Complex is a different kind of subversion that minorities and po'folk might want to take to heart not only because it saves time and has ancillary health benefits.

    The TKC Monday Link Warm Up

    Shortyandtheboyzradio.com Coming Soon

    Because I love supporting downsized radio people and I just can't get enough of risque chatter and a crap Top 40 Playlist. WDAF is, of course, much more optimistic.

    The K.C. Sunday Surprise

    In "turnabout is fair play" news from KSHB: Home invasion ends with a crook getting shot.

    Additionally: Police Arrest Man Who Shot Intruder

    Kansas City Hogtied Husband



    A video clip of a Kansas City lady who hogtied her husband after an instance of domestic abuse could be the greatest thing that ever appeared on the FOX TV Show COPS in the entire history of the program. It's rare that I feel any semblance of civic pride but I remember laughing hilariously as a kid with my fam when the episode first aired in the early 90s.

    The clip was posted to Vimeo by Shaun Donahue Productions, Inc. who shot over 60 segments for "Cops".

    Kansas City Begs Residents Not To Park On The Street In The Midst Of A Lite Dusting!!!

    BlogKC features one more senseless communique from City Hall in the Funky era that ignores reality.

    The Star Sunday Recap

    TKC takes Sunday off, PL0W has a nice recap and criticism of news that was in The Star that only Senior Citizen read.

    Hope Doesn't Live In Kansas City



    With their Super Bowl Victory The Saints turned around years of football despair and failure. Tragically, Kansas City Football fans know that a reversal of fortune isn't coming anytime soon for The Chiefs.

    In fact, there are only two ways anything related to Kansas City can make an appearance at the big game:

    1. An NFL acknowledgment of history: Old School Len Dawson was honored at the game presented the same MVP trophy he won 40 years ago.

    2. By way of charity: Chiefs guard Brian Waters won the Walter Payton NFL Man of the Year award which kind of gives credence to the truism that "nice guys finish last."

    When it comes to the current state of affairs in Kansas City, in every sense of the word this town isn't championship caliber.



    I mean, c'mon . . . Even the cheerleaders for The New Orleans Saints make K.C. skanks look decrepit by comparison.



    So, once again it seems like Kansas City is only a place to look at victory from afar.

    Hopefully, more links and content coming a bit later . . . Stay tuned.

    Saturday, February 06, 2010

    Here's To Your Saturday Night!!!



    I'm going to make myself a sandwich while enjoying a look at local Republican Machiavelli Jeff Roe and thinking about the rest of Kansas City's GOP elite living the good life.

    There may be a bit more content to come later tonight . . . But for now, I just want everybody to have a safe and FUN weekend evening.

    UPDATE:

    So, philosophical questions about the nature of success and typical TKC commenter meanies are much more interesting than anything I had in store for late Saturday night. So tonight THE TKC SATURDAY NIGHT PLAYLIST is dedicated to Jeff Roe and The Super Bowl. It's sort of a celebration of the guy who seemingly silenced Gloria Squitiro and a hope that everybody has a good Sunday while rooting for The Saints.


    As always, thank you for reading this week.

    Tragic Saturday Story

    KMBC: "A boy who had been the subject of an Amber alert in west-central Missouri on Friday has been found dead, a Springfield TV station reports. Stay with KMBC 9 News at 5 p.m. for the latest on this developing story"

    Northland Box Store Dizzy

    WDAF: The Walmart in Gladstone is back open after people experienced symptoms of carbon monoxide poisoning.

    A Look At The Loretto

    TKC EXCLUSIVE!!! FORGET THE FAKE MAYOR FUNKY LITE SNOW VICTORY!!!



    Let's make this quick . . .

    Mayor Funky and (maybe outgoing) City Hall Communications lady Mary Charles were caught in a strange flurry of activity by City Hall insiders and AWESOME TKC TIPSTERS. Before the snow on Thursday evening a press release went out declaring Kansas City ready and equipped to deal with whatever mess came our way.

    THIS PR ANTICIPATION WAS MOST LIKELY A CHEAP STUNT INTENDED TO MAKE UP FOR FUNKY SNOW REMOVAL FAILURE EARLIER THIS YEAR!!!

    Luckily, as usual weather newsies exaggerated the snowfall amounts and the lite dusting doesn't compare at all with the snow and ice on the street for weeks thanks to Co-Mayor Funky's incompetence.

    Now, watching the news Kansas City residents might be confused because newscasts spent most of the evening trying to cover their mistake.

  • "KCTV5's Betsy Webster takes a look at who's benefiting from wicked winter weather."

  • "Heavy Snow Hits the Metro, but Roads Doing OK"

    But let's get it straight despite TV News attempt to shape reality and cover their tracks . . .

    MIDTOWN KANSAS CITY SNOW WAS NOTHING AT ALL DESPITE TV NEWSIE PANIC!!!

  • The snow missed Kansas City. Nope, rural areas in local TV News Broadcasting range don't count . . . That goes for most of JoCo past Overland Park and South KC past Ward Parkway. In fact, if didn't snow on the Westside then I really don't care.

    In the midst of yet another screwed up Kansas City weather prediction coupled with political posturing there is nothing more than phony local news weather reports and a lame duck Co-Mayor moving into action weeks too late.

    A TKC Dedication



    I thought I would share a rather brilliant bit of photoshop that came up in the comments yesterday because it CLEARLY took a bit of talent and time.

    I should complain that it's kinda racist comparing me to a Chihuahua but I actually like the work not only because it demonstrates that you d-bags are following my every move but also it's clear that I have some major share of mind with readers who would compose such a tribute.

    Woof.

    WALDO SUPREMACY ON SATURDAY!!!



    White people in Waldo who haven't really said much about crime in any other part of Kansas City are scheduled to congregate today.

    In a post-modern kind of way it's interesting to see a lynch mob full of smiling faces and (hopefully) unaware of the cultural logics they're propagating or the backward step they've moved Kansas City toward by not including or even reaching out to any well-known minority anti-crime activists as part of their efforts.

    Info from Facebook:
    Date: Saturday, February 6, 2010
    Time: 2:00pm - 5:00pm
    Location: Kennedy's Bar & Grill (Corner of 75th and Washington in Waldo.)

    Description

    An event to raise awareness and reward money to catch the waldo rapist.

    $10 admission includes two drink tickets, appetizers and music by Abbey Road.

    100 % of money raised will be applied toward the Crime Stoppers TIPS Hotline reward fund. In the event that a reward isn't needed to capture him, all proceeds will go to the KCPD TIPS Hotline program.
    TKC hope against hope: That this gathering realizes their activism shouldn't stop in their own neighborhood and that they draw similarities from their own experiences and realize that anti-crime activists like Alonzo Washington and others in minority communities are inspired by some of the same impulses to help their community.

    Then again, from what I've seen it's gonna be nothing more than so many local events clandestinely dedicated to white pride.

    Kansas City's Ongoing Housing Hot Mess



    The Funky Administration is coming to an end and so far Kansas City's screwed up Housing situation isn't any closer to being solved.
    A federal judge, disappointed by Kansas City officials’ lack of progress, said Friday that he may liquidate all of the city’s old housing assets.

    That would include millions of dollars in real estate and mortgages held by the Housing and Economic Development Financial Corp., known as HEDFC . . . In a Friday hearing, U.S. District Judge Gary Fenner said he wanted to see the federal court’s supervision of HEDFC end soon.
    Again, they used to blame this all on former City Manager Wayne Cauthen . . . Sadly, Mayor Funky has been too preoccupied with his wife, his re-election plans and silly political schemes to really pay attention to lingering local problems.

    One More Dead Tree Award

    KC Star's human trafficking series wins 2009 Burton W. Marvin Kansas News Enterprise Award . . . Admittedly, it was a pretty great series that first saw on 60 minutes 5 years ago and then The New Yorker and probably half a dozen other East Coast papers in the late part of the last decade.

    Tasty Kansas City Traditions

    KC History and a Drunk Driving Sentence

    Reckless driver gets three-year term for crash that killed Arabia Steamboat Museum co-founder Greg Hawley.

    Politico Barbie And Her Kansas Fans

    NBC Action News: Sarah Palin Visits Kansas

    The KC Saturday Morning Feature



    A recently posted extended online movie entitled "The Boss" is described as "A sci-fi/mob/horror mash-up revolving around the mysterious contents of a case, made locally in Kansas City, MO."

    If I get a few minutes later I might watch it. If any of you bags see it first, tell me if it's worth the time.

    An Old School Kansas City Hot Mess

    From the library blog: The Worst Fire in Kansas City History . . . The Coates House Hotel blaze of 1978.

    TKC Real Talk: My Dad, who watched some of it go down, told me that when they were finished putting out the fire in the flop-house, some of the residents who perished in the blaze were frozen stiff on the window sills from the water the firefighters poured into the building and the freezing temperatures.

    Hallmark Social Media Product Placement

    At the Social Media Club of Kansas City breakfast some Hallmark products (not so) surprisingly made their debut and local bloggy advertising dude Jeff has a video of the event. Sadly, I still don't feel like buying anything.

    The TKC Saturday Morning Layout



    Lots of link for this otherwise lazy morning . . .

  • Show me a long history of racism: Film focuses on Missouri's complex legacy of slavery

  • Suburban snow bound run-in: Two bus accidents cause injuries

  • Maybe one more scumbag across the State Line: KCK man charged with rape of teenager

  • The KCK makeover: New Development Hopes To Revitalize Rainbow Boulevard

  • Profiting from your misery: Tow Crews Fight To Make Money During Winter

  • Local angle on the Toyota recall: Driver Claims Sticking Pedal Caused Deadly Crash

  • Kansas Stores Stand Up For Stronger Beer . . . Something in which we can all believe.

  • Probation for serving up doggie and kitty poison: Couple get probation for role in tainted pet food case

  • Miranda Kerr might be worth getting fired for . . . Or maybe not.